When a man comes to me for advice, I find out the kind of advice he wants, and I give it to him.

There are people who are always anticipating trouble, and in this way they manage to enjoy many sorrows that never really happen to them.

The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the one that gets the grease.

My son, observe the postage stamp! Its usefulness depends upon its ability to stick to one thing until it gets there.

About the only difference between the poor and the rich, is this, the poor suffer misery, while the rich have to enjoy it.

It is a very delicate job to forgive a man, without lowering him in his own estimation, and yours too.