When a herd of cattle see a strange object, they are not satisfied till each one has sniffed it; and the horse is cured of his fright at the robe, or the meal-bag, or other object, as soon as he can be induced to smell it. There is a great deal of speculation in the eye of an animal, but very little science.
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AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS As a child, I was never drawn toward depraved or extreme situations; I really wanted a normal little... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS And I tend to listen to NPR when I'm not writing. AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's ... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS As a child, I was never drawn toward depraved or extreme situations; I really wanted a normal little... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS Science has done more for the development of western civilization in one hundred years than Christia... JEFF BURROUGHS I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many d... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS I think people tend to see the bigger point, which is maybe not fitting in and feeling like you didn... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS [Outside in the rain, paying punters appeared evenly divided between those there to see the bands an... DAVID BURROUGHS The secret to being a writer is that you have to write. It's not enough to think about writing o... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS And by lucky coincidence, here comes a green Mazda pickup with a brown stripe. ROBBIE BURROUGHS I'm always prepared for the worst. I was prepared to have the book come out, sell seven copies, ... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS If we happened to be in rehearsal downstairs in my room and a neighbor padded across the lawn to rap... AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS From Queen Elizabeth, who had her own box, to the street cleaners. LYNNE BURROUGHS I think basically it's just bad luck. ROBBIE BURROUGHS If it is the same guy, he's been pretty busy. ROBBIE BURROUGHS We got a name and tracked him down to the Best Value Inn in Renton. ROBBIE BURROUGHS They're not sure of anything yet. ROBBIE BURROUGHS About the same time, the people in the pickup truck realized they were being followed and it turned ... ROBBIE BURROUGHS He gave up about five minutes later. ROBBIE BURROUGHS About everyone on staff helps out for trivia. KITT BURROUGHS Unconditional love. 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