When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news.

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I was born when you kissed me. I died when you left me. I lived a few weeks while you loved me.

He's very smooth in the outfield. He makes everything look routine. We stuck him in right field because of his arm. He might move to center field next year, but we for now love him in right field.

He shows no emotion on the field and I like that about him. You don't know if he's 0-for-4 or 4-for-4 the way he carries himself. He just goes out and plays.

I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them on long winter evenings.