What's your best non-swearing insult? I hope you step on a Lego.

What's the best thing about living in Switzerland? The flag is a big plus.

What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?

Isn't it funny that the number 2 pencil is the most popular?

Why did Adele cross the road? To say 'Hello' from the other side.

Does anyone else have plastic bags full of plastic bags or is it just me?