What's [the Beatles'] I Am the Walrus all about?

The walrus was Paul.

If you're listening, I'm the walrus, too.

I am the Eggman, they are the Eggmen, I am the Walrus

You don't ride the Walrus the Walrus rides you.

I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them.