What's lower than writing a man a ticket for sleeping on the street? If he had somewhere else to go, don't you think he'd be there?

Writing the book was the hard part. Getting it published and printed through Lulu was a breeze.

I have known many an instance of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.

A man would never get the notion of writing a book on the peculiar situation of the human male.

The pen is a formidable weapon, but a man can kill himself with it a great deal more easily than he can other people

Never put off writing until you are better at it.