Whatever side I take, I know well that I will be blamed.

I only get ill when I give up drugs

If you're going to kick authority in the teeth, you might as well use two feet.

I've never had a problem with drugs. I've had problems with the police.

I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.

Getting old is a fascinating thing. The older you get, the older you want to get.