What you need is a chick from Camden,' Van Patten says, after recovering from McDermott's statement.<br /><br />Oh great,' I say. 'Some chick who thinks it's okay to fuck her brother.'<br /><br />Yeah, but they think AIDS is a new band from England,' Price points out.<br /><br />Where's dinner?' Van Patten asks, absently studying the question scrawled on his napkin. 'Where the fuck are we going?'<br /><br />It's really funny that girls think guys are concerned with that, with diseases and stuff,' Van Patten says, shaking his head.<br /><br />I'm not gonna wear a fucking condom,' McDermott announces.<br /><br />I have read this article I've Xeroxed,' Van Patten says, 'and it says our chances of catching that are like zero zero zero zero point half a decimal percentage or something, and this no matter what kind of scumbag, slutbucket, horndog chick we end up boffing.'<br /><br />Guys just cannot get it.'<br /><br />Well, not white guys.