What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce.

God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage

There are women who have an indefinable charm in their faces which makes them beautiful to their intimates, but a cold stranger who tried to reason the matter out and find this beauty would fail

The most important thing in a relationship between a man and a woman is that one of them must be good at taking orders

A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power

When a woman reaches orgasm with a man she is only collaborating with the patriarchal system, eroticizing her own oppression