What that $30 gives them is membership in the largest state association in the country. That money goes toward advertising and promoting cattle and beef in general.

Millions of dollars' worth of advertising shows such little respect for the reader's intelligence that it amounts almost to outright insult.

What it does is change the money flow in the country, and I think the money speaks for itself. It's a shame. We're out of business with a 53 percent cut.

If you think this is a free country, try selling something

I see it as one of those things that our deer hunters should support. We have lobbyists that are down at the state capitol on a daily basis, lobbying for our land rights.

I trade in the finest quality opium,' the old merchant said. 'My products are all fresh, pure, unadulterated, stamped, and correctly weighed. We owe this refinement of our commodity to a serious and high-minded Englishman who came to Isfahan many many years ago, and showed us that purity and reliability in our product would guarantee a regular demand for it. We have never adulterated our opium since that day. To-day it is the finest in the world, fit for men, women and children, ideal for regular consumption, and without the excessive reactions which one usually suffers from the heavily oiled opium of the east. For bringing honesty to the opium trade, we owe so much to that remarkable Englishman that I would like to take the liberty of presenting you each with a small silver box of our product--the very finest little black pearls of constant enjoyment.'
'I hasten to state my unworthiness,' MacGregor said.
'On the contrary,' the merchant replied. 'My gift is unworthy of your illustrious heritage.'
MacGregor rejected the three small silver boxes, and told the curious Katherine and Essex of the illustrious Englishman who had brought all this upon them, having put the opium manufacture of Isfahan on such a sound moral basis.