What more can I say? She's just an outstanding player.
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I wanted to be an outstanding player, that was my ambition.
IMRAN KHAN Shes been the biggest nightmare for me. Ive lost to her the most than any other player.
MEGHANN SHAUGHNESSY They make every player around them better. What more can you say about a person.
CHAD BOLSER Let's give credit to him. He's an outstanding player.
FRANK FERRARO [D'Amico] is an outstanding player, but 28 free throws? I thought I was looking at Jordan. He can br...
BRIAN RICCI He was a 4-point student from what I understand. Just an outstanding student.
BECKY LOFSTEAD In addition to being an outstanding player, he had a great personality.
BOB SYMONDS Mark is a very athletic player who is an outstanding hitting prospect.
MARK MACHTOLF I knew that my niece was working nearby with some bank, so my wife rang up the mother and the mother...
LEE KUAN YEW Pittman is tough. She's an outstanding player. I'll vote for her as an Indiana All-Star.
RON EDMONDS I just think we had an outstanding day.
HAL CLEMENTS Michael Redd is an outstanding offensive player. He made some big shots down the stretch.
BRIAN HILL I just see a guy that's a football player, that has outstanding ability, who's trying to be as good ...
TOM COUGHLIN He's got what I call an outstanding pedigree.
TIM PURPURA You couldn't ask for a better player. He had a great attitude and was willing to do anything for you...
GARY HILL Jeff Lynne is an arranger, and I think it's probably much easier for him to go ahead and play a ...
BENMONT TENCH Shes become the heart and soul of the team. Shes the true center half weve been missing the five yea...
EVA LANG It's an 18-acre waterfront site in the heart of downtown Neenah. What more can I say?
BOB BUCKINGHAM I don't care what other people say. I fight every day to be the best player I can.
STEVE NASH Defensively, our back four were great tonight. Sarah (Burns) was absolutely outstanding. And what el...
DOUG GREEN We need to work on our balance a little more. Obviously [Garrison's] going to score 20-some points a...
JEFF SHAEFFER We only had 16 rebounds, which really hurt us. They kept getting offensive rebounds and putting the ...
JEFF SHAEFFER You don't even have to say a player is going to the Hall of Fame anymore; you can just say he's goin...
JOE HORRIGAN Lee's promotion is really just the overdue recognition of the job he was already doing. He has done ...
BILL BAVASI He's an outstanding football player, and people are going to come from miles around to see him next ...
JOHN BENEDETTO Like, what do you say? Do you say 'Hey man!' Or would you say 'Hey peng?' Like, to be with Jeff Brid...
SHIA LABEOUF I can't say enough about him. He's a good friend and an outstanding manager at his store.
BILL BUCKLEY Shes been a key for this team,
EVA LANG My goal is to see if I can make them better. Knowledge is power. What we have to offer is an opportu...
CAL COCHRAN What an outstanding contract the city got.
DONALD BERRYMAN All I can say is Kerry Collins is an outstanding quarterback. As a matter of fact I spoke with Kerry...
ART SHELL Shes a very talented young forward who has so much potential. She can even step up another notch.
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SOTONYE ANGA I feel bad for Travis, because ever since he got here, he's done an outstanding job for us. I think ...
DAVE JOPPIE ROBBING GRAVES! SHES ASKING US TO ROB GRAVES!
BRANDON MULL [Jeff Lewis, drum major and trumpet player, said the band's goal this year is to make it out of Satu...
JEFF LEWIS He was probably the best-blocking running back I ever saw. He was just an outstanding player who alw...
DON HEWITT Jeff should be the one to handle it because he was the (director of player personnel).
WILLIS REED I'm an alpha male - what else can I say?
JOHNNY MESSNER We are as excited as we can be for Adam. To be the first player selected is an outstanding achieveme...
ROBB AKEY She just has an outstanding ability to reach people.
KAY HANSEN All of the girls did a good job of boxing out on the glass. Holding Bushman to two points she's an o...
CHRIS KEMPF He can run. He can catch the ball. He can do a lot of things that you anticipate a good back should ...
HERMAN EDWARDS We didn't encourage clubs to get overly aggressive, because we knew what he meant to our club in the...
ED WADE I haven't seen a player in this game, as long as I've been in it, that can't be pitched to, ... Barr...
FRANK ROBINSON Most importantly, Jeff started in the stores. There isn't a segment of our business in which Jeff ha...
DAVID BERNAUER Jeff has fullback toughness and tailback speed. He's an outstanding blocker and is a guy who can get...
JOHN ANDREOLI At least I can say that I'm honest.
ADAM LAMBERT We really shot the ball well tonight. What more can I say?
DAN LUNT My uncles and my aunts were outstanding. There's just no other way to say it.
J. B. PRITZKER You know I say just what I think, and nothing more and less. I cannot say one thing and mean another...
HENRY WADSWORTH LONGFELLOW Edwin was an outstanding player for us and it will be a challenge to fill his goal-scoring shoes. We...
IAN MCINTYRE David played an outstanding game with three forced turnovers and more ground balls than I could coun...
CHARLEY JURIS Jim is an outstanding baseball player. He's a consummate baseball player. He's not real big, he's no...
JOE JORDANO We already know that (Simon) Gagne is that player, ... we're hopeful that Jeff (Carter) gets up to s...
KEN HITCHCOCK We're building a more diverse chorus with an outstanding reputation. And we're going to continue to ...
PAUL LEE I think my performance I put on tonight spoke for itself [on what he would like to say to Joe Calzag...
JEFF LACY I'm a good pool player. I just got lucky but if you shoot the puck, that's what can happen sometimes...
KRISTIAN HUSELIUS Can I just say what we’re all thinking? This is fucking weird.
BLAKE CROUCH They say you get what you can handle, and I can handle it just fine.
A.J. PIERZYNSKI Jeff is the glue to my team. I'd say he's the smartest player I've ever had the privilege of coachin...
HOSEA GRAHAM Jeff is an outstanding athlete. His work ethic is evident in his grades as well as his success on th...
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Algernon is an extremely, I may almost say an ostentatiously, eligible you...
OSCAR WILDE We felt that she is a outstanding player. She is competitive, tough, a leader and can play the point...
AMY RULEY It's silly to say it about a tennis player, but I'm an unbelievable hero in Germany. And Ger...
BORIS BECKER We are excited to have Leah join our winning tradition, not only good on the basketball court but as...
BARB FELDERMAN He's an outstanding player. I'm just happy to be in Hawaii. I'm lucky I get paid to play tennis and ...
LUKE JENSEN I've had Jeff playing for me for most of the season and he's done tremendously well. So, do I need t...
FERNANDO CLAVIJO What can I say, I happen to be an aficionado of the dive bar.
ANTHONY BOURDAIN At the heart of 'CBS News' is a group of inspiring, enterprising people led by the outstandi...
STEVE CAPUS What can you say? They are a tough team. They are great shooters and play aggressive defense. Jennie...
JACKIE PARSLEY You make so many mistakes because of the wind. I wouldn't say I'm a good wind player ? nobody is a g...
MATS WILANDER Jeff: I could go to New York if I wanted to, but what's the point? So I can learn how to order a cap...
ERIC BOGOSIAN It was just some emotions flying, and I'm an emotional player. I took it to heart. I shouldn't have....
BERNARD POLLARD Jeff is getting more comfortable each day,
LOVIE SMITH Hopefully, they can say, "There goes the best baseball player in the world." I honestly believe I di...
WILLIE MAYS I think we can be more efficient in some ways, especially offensively. Wally is such an efficient pl...
DANNY AINGE In every passing moment that is not appreciated time cannot give it back to you. So in moments of id...
GARY F EVANS... That's the Jeff of old, right there. It's amazing what a guy can do without that (brace).
GREG BRUNNER She has just been a blessing to the program. Not only is she a fine basketball player, she's also a ...
BRAD WARZE That's just an outstanding team. So well-coached, so disciplined. They just keep coming at you.
AL BIANCALANA I felt outstanding. I felt great. I think the whole team felt great, ... It was really was an incred...
LEROY CAIN He's more a mobile player than an impact player. If we had a pitch 10 yards longer and wider, he wou...
ARSENE WENGER Her serve has improved and become more consistent. She's an athletic player that can cover a lot of ...
MARK ROSS I believed in myself. I never imagined myself as just an ordinary player.
IMRAN KHAN Jordan is just an unbelievable player. But he's not the only player they have. They all can catch th...
JAKE BRUNER We really just had an outstanding game. We showed a lot of patience in our shot selection, which is ...
GARY REYNOLDS What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
JEFF FOXWORTHY I am just a player trying to do what I'm told.
LADAINIAN TOMLINSON Long Beach played an outstanding game. We just didn't meet their intensity level.
GARY CAIN What can promote innocent mirth, and I may say virtue, more than a good riddle?
GEORGE ELIOT They've done an outstanding job. I see men at meetings wearing pink bracelets. Everyone knows what i...
WENDY EVANS I think it's an outstanding reward for him there couldn't be a more deserving person. It's not just ...
BILL DAY I think it's an outstanding reward for him there couldn't be a more deserving person. It's not ju...
BILL DAY We have an outstanding staff now and a group of outstanding kids. I'll say this: whoever does get th...
GREG BALOGA I think there's an argument that can be made to say they should be more lenient,
AMERICAN SOCIETY Demetrius has been our silent leader. He's been our most consistent player. He's been outstanding.
GENE PINGATORE They're saying this isn't about lyric content, and it is. And I respect my right as an American to s...
TOBY KEITH For as long as I can remember I wanted to be a professional hockey player.
MARIO LEMIEUX We grew up together, and he's an outstanding man and a jack of all trades. He lays tile, but he can ...
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JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
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