What kind of woman irons her husband's sheets? Even the clothes I wear, I just throw 'em in the dryer with some golf balls.

For all the fun, don't forget: I always knew when to put my golf balls down and practice.

It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling.

As a kid, I might have been psycho, I guess, but I used to throw golf balls in the trees and try and somehow make par from them. I thought that was fun.

It's hard to believe a kid hitting golf balls in the cow pastures of New Mexico could have accomplished what I have accomplished.

While playing golf today I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake.