What interests me is why men think of women as witches. It's because they're so fascinating and exasperating, so other.

Most books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because most books on witchcraft were written by men.

Men emerge pale from the little printing plant at four sharp, ghosts for an instant, blinking, until the outdoor light overcomes the look of constant indoor light clinging to them.

Women, fire in their crotch, won't burn out, begin by fighting off pricks, end by going wild hunting for one that still works.

Many men are more faithful to their golf partners than to their wives and have stuck with them longer.

In the past men created witches: now they create mental patients.