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JOEY MEYER He didn't know what to do, ... We had him confused. He was arguing with his offensive linemen. It's ... JOEY PORTER In 1968 I organized the Hippie Bus Tour to Queens as a satirical cultural exchange tour and I attemp... JOEY SKAGGS Most important to any fake story is a plausible, realistic edge with a satirical twist that is topic... JOEY SKAGGS Ryan just looks more athletic and throws a sharper ball. That year of playing really helped him. JOEY MONTOYA Beggars can't be choosy. We're just happy to get into the playoffs. So, we don't care where we have ... JOEY PORTER I feel the same as I felt in the 500. I didn't feel an enormous pressure to perform, I didn't feel l... JOEY CHEEK He has that credibility, having won all those years in San Francisco. He demands focus, holds us all... JOEY HARRINGTON I just found the word 'Pixies' in a dictionary and it sounded like rock 'n' roll. JOEY SANTIAGO We're still as confident, as optimistic as we ever were. You know we hit a little stumbling block he... JOEY HARRINGTON Satire and believability are irresistible to the news media. JOEY SKAGGS Don't be led to believe that all who have travelled have seen the world, all who are loved have foun... JOEY COLEMAN We are going to the dance. Everyone said we couldn't do it being the sixth seed. We just took the sc... JOEY PORTER They feel like they're going to tug and tug and tug until he breaks. But it's not going to happen. JOEY PORTER I can't the knock the guy for doing it, but it's probably not the wisest thing to do. I don't own a ... JOEY PORTER I like you. You're all right. Actually, I like you better meeting you than if somebody had just give... JOEY RAMONE I once told this writer a story about how I met the guys in an elevator and found out we all had the... JOEY RAMONE He could talk with coach Wooden or a fan and you couldn't tell the difference. JOEY MEYER This thing we're doing, you know, adventuring; it wouldn't mean much without you. JOEY COLEMAN Ross (Robinson) is insane! Once, when we were recording here, he threw a potted plant at me. It expl... JOEY JORDISON Johnny Lewis, I mean, he broke out. We had him in our grasp and he just kept getting away from us. I... JOEY PRICE Lead by example so fiercely that your conviction is impossible to question. JOEY COLEMAN Just because you have a brain doesn't mean you are conscious; just because you are alive doesn't mea... JOEY LAWSIN I didn't want or need anyone's permission. JOEY SKAGGS You have to keep going and pursue your dreams. JOEY KING All punk is is attitude. That's what makes it. The attitude. JOEY RAMONE What a perfect way to walk away. I'm sure the broadcast table is waiting for him. He has a perfect s... JOEY PORTER If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so far apart, some of us wou... JOEY ADAMS The saddest thing is that when I sat down to rehearse for the Pixies, I couldn't believe that I ... JOEY SANTIAGO Five points would be good. Six points would be really good. Seven or eight would be excellent. That'... JOEY MULLEN There are no such things as problems. Problems only exist because of laziness. JOEY LAWSIN Give a Smile. Afterall, it's Free. JOEY LAWSIN It doesn't matter which receiver it is, ... It's always, 'I was open.' JOEY HARRINGTON We've survived hurricanes ever since the domestic shrimp industry began. The only thing we haven't b... JOEY RODRIGUEZ I want people to be amused or amazed but fooled. JOEY SKAGGS Other times you can use a calendar to predict the kinds of stories the media is looking for. JOEY SKAGGS Any journalist worth his or her salt wouldn't trust me. JOEY SKAGGS Revelation is the most important aspect of the process. That's the point where consciousness can cha... JOEY SKAGGS Most reporters who come to me get their stories directly from press releases. Very few do what one w... JOEY SKAGGS When I create a false reality, I always try to create a plausible structure to help convince people. JOEY SKAGGS