What I know from my friends who are cops is they keep their houses very clean, because they say you never know if you're coming back or not.

I never wear pants in my life. I never thought I'd say this, but I miss wearing pants. For the first time in my life, I miss my pants.

You know what they say? They say, 'The print media is dying' - who says that? Well, the media.

Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.'

It's not just a matter of whether you support Obama or Romney. It's who they have coming with them. I always keep my powder dry, as they say in the military.

I'm very ticklish. They say being tickled is a form of torture.