What fresh hell is this?

You think You're frightening me with Your hell, don't You? You think Your hell is worse than mine.

There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.

The best things arrive on time.

A man from hell is not afraid of hot ashes.

Hell is more like boredom, or not having enough to do, and too much time to contemplate one's deficiencies