What does a blonde have to do after using the computer? Put the mouse back in the cage.

Animals are human just like us in a different shape and form so do not abuse them.

Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.

Why was the rabbit chasing the frog? Because the frog kept calling out "riaabit.. riabbit.."

A fisherman who just caught a huge salmon reels the fish in, looks at the fish and says 'I am taking you for tonight's dinner!' The fish replies 'I already ate, can we go somewhere else?'

When we go to seafood restaurants I tell them 'Just water for me, thanks.' - Fish