What do you take me for? A fourteen karat sucker?

Any time you take a chance you better be sure the rewards are worth the risk because they can put you away just as fast for a ten dollar heist as they can for a million dollar job.

Here's to five miserable months on the wagon and the irreparable harm that it's caused me.

You're an idealist, and I pity you as I would the village idiot.

I read. I order books from the States. I literally go into bookstores, close my eyes, and take things off the shelf. If I don't like the book after a bit, I don't finish it. But I like to be surprised.

If you can talk brilliantly about a problem, it can create the consoling illusion that it has been mastered.