What do I do? I've got chain saws, a tractor with a bucket and a backhoe.


Horace Clemmons

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Every old poem is sacred.
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Poets wish to profit or to please.
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In labouring to be concise, I become obscure.
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When you introduce a moral lesson, let it be brief.
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Make money, money by fair means if you can, if not, but any means money.
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It is when I struggle to be brief that I become obscure.
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He wins every hand who mingles profit with pleasure.
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He who has begun has half done. Dare to be wise; begin!
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With silence favor me.
(Favete Linguis)
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The appearance of right oft leads us wrong.
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I will not add another word.
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In adversity remember to keep an even mind.
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The disgrace of others often keeps tender minds from vice.
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It is of no consequence of what parents a man is born, as long as he be a man of merit.
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Words will not fail when the matter is well considered.
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A word once uttered can never be recalled.
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Youth is unduly busy with pampering the outer person.
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There is measure in all things.
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With you I should love to live, with you be ready to die.
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Whoever cultivates the golden mean avoids both the poverty of a hovel and the envy of a palace.
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Seize the day, put no trust in the morrow!
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Seize the day, and put the least possible trust in tomorrow.
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It's a good thing to be foolishly gay once in a while.
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I shall not altogether die.
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Alas, Postumus, Postumus, the fleeting years are slipping by.
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Apollo does not always keep his bow strung.
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If a better system is thine, impart it; if not, make use of mine
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Cease to inquire what the future has in store, and take as a gift whatever the day brings forth.
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