What Democrats call 'nuanced', most people refer to as 'stupidity.'

Tony Rezko and Bill Ayers should lead the Democratic Party. They are the only Democrats with any convictions.

Academics act like they are important, but when something is academic it is meaningless. People say, 'It's academic, now let's get work done.'

Jews don't care about ancient rivalries. We worry about humidity in Miami.

I am tired of angry feminists. I like my women happy, gregarious... and bathed.

At the Olympics in China, every color was represented... and that was just the drinking water.