We've used it for everything from funerals to potlucks. We might as well use it for Pete.

It was just like he dropped off the Earth. I felt so sad. Here's this guy and he's in a pauper's grave.

Everybody's going to be coming to this funeral so we thought we better clean it up.

There is no harm in being used. We all use one another daily. But were you misused by me? I can think of no one alive who could have performed better under the demands of your fate.

My parents treat me like I'm 14. They make me clean my room and stuff like that. They're always like "I don't care what MTV says you are."

Al does the best funerals I've ever seen. He has a gift of putting the person's story together. It's almost like an art, a painting in words.