We've surpassed the point I thought we'd be at right now. But I've been dealt a good deck of cards here. We have loads of offense and we're more balanced than we have been in the past.
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EVA LANG We're much better off than we've been in the past, ... We're more experienced, and we know what we h... BOB BENSON I think the fact that we have been here the past couple of years had a lot to do with our success. I... DAN ROLFES We have a lot of good athletes here. In the past, we haven't done well against other teams, but now ... MUHAMMAD ABDULLAH There have been problems. ... I think most of them have been dealt with at this point, ANDREW NATSIOS Being here [at Clive Davis' annual Grammy party] again right now is great, of course, but I wish we ... JAMES VALENTINE We are doing a combination of things well right now. On offense, they are working the ball well with... DALE HEDGES It's kind of the cards we've been dealt right now. Just continue to try and get ready for the season... JASON VARITEK Here's how adaptation works - almost everything in the movie is in the book in some form. But it... WALTER KIRN I think our areas of deficiency right now have been consistency in both offense and defense but prob... MARK ROSEN There have been women in the past far more daring than we would need to be now, who ventured all and... GERMAINE GREER On September 11, 2001, we thought we were going to be attacked many, many times between then and now... RUDY GIULIANI One of the things that got me interested in genetics was the relationship between genes and environm... ANNE WOJCICKI We're much more coordinated and centralized than we have been in the past, BILL TURNER When Atlantic City first came on, there was this huge panic in Vegas, that we were going to be surpa... ROGER GROS You dont have the right to the cards you believe you should have been dealt. You have an obligation ... CHERYL STRAYED Of course, tax revenues have ended up being substantially higher than they were at the time these di... CHARLES VEST I've been hearing a little bit here and there that some students are showing more interest now than ... CAMILLE LUCKENBAUGH Today I thought we deserved it. Results haven't been good at the club but the players have stuck at ... STUART PEARCE Avoid the temptation to force a moment so you won’t miss the one with your name on it. GINA GREENLEE Sometimes it was hard to get him to focus on what was going on on the field because of the things go... TERRY ANTHONY Ive often thought that if our zoning boards could be put in charge of botanists, of zoologists and g... WILLIAM O. DOUGLAS We knew at some point the city would grow to0 big and we would have to move the plant, but we though... RANDI OSBERG We didn't expect to be at this point in the season with one loss. I thought we could potentially be ... ED WICELINSKI In the past they've guarded like heck and offense has been spotty. Now they're running really good o... ROYCE WALTMAN We thought he was hopelessly politically naive. In retrospect, he may have been more sophisticated t... DAVE VAN RONK We have experienced disruption in the past, but this time it has been more aggressive than ever. HIDEKI MORONUKI I don't think we're going to pullback right now, but I think we could pullback because we have been ... BERNADETTE MURPHY I feel like we can be a really good team. We've been contenders in the past, and we can contend agai... IVAN SMITH We felt like our kids were in the right frame of mind. We thought it better to get [the game] out of... BILL BOWLES I think a lot of people have been spoiled because of Duke's success over the years. We've had a lot ... DANIEL EWING Now we have one chance in some case, as in this body but in other body we will have + one because we... DEYTH BANGER The history of the past, a hundred years from now, won't be the history of the past that we lear... WILLIAM GIBSON We've been throwing it underneath more than we have in the past but I think that's good. I think tha... DREW BENNETT I thought we'd have a good year. We were right at .500 last year on the season, and we got a pretty ... AL MURDOCH We fouled a bit more than I would have liked, but I was real pleased. We did a good job on defense a... BOBBY WALTERS It's kind of like a deck of cards. You have a deck of cards to play lots of different games. CURTIS KOELE We had a lot of scoring chances, a lot of shots ... nothing went in for us. We just turned the puck ... DENNIS WIDEMAN We were struggling before and right now we're better defensively. If you look at our team, we don't ... MAREK SVATOS I think we're enjoying the fruits of good times right now, but this has been our pattern. Track the ... ISADORE SHARP We're going to have to be more fleet-footed than we were tonight. They're pretty good on the perimet... BOB FEASEL We have achieved objective assessment of past events that so far have been neglected, we have induce... VAIRA VIKE FREIBERGA It's hard to articulate. It's a feeling now that things are just different than they have been here ... MATT HASSELBECK The economy hit a brick wall in February and March. The risk of a recession is higher now than I tho... CARY LEAHEY There is no question in my mind that we have more playmaking ability in our special teams than we've... DOM CAPERS Yeah, I'd say we were on a tear there. We have a lot of good guys at those weights, so that really h... GREGG NURRENBERN The last two games, we played some good teams - Fullerton and Pacific. The players and coaches know ... JENN DAVIS I thought we were going to be approved. We're a legal adult entertainment business. I thought we cou... FRED KANTER I'm happy with the win. At this point of the season, a win is a win. We couldn't get going on offens... MEL HAY It's been tough over the years, so to be here in this position feels good, but we have a lot more to... ELTON BRAND The entire community has been supportive of our program and you need that support to win championshi... JEFF CALDWELL We were painfully aware of the negative impacts of this closing right now. Unfortunately, we are at ... JOE BROWN We know every game is big at this point. But we've been playing well in practice this week and our c... LOUIS AMUNDSON I don't know if I'd say I would have been surprised to see us here right now. I knew we had it in us... ANDREA NICHOLS and then adds with a laugh, ''but in retrospect I think he may have been more sophisticated than we ... DAVE VAN RONK This is more of a final nail in the coffin of the company's past accounting practices. Investors are... EFRAIM LEVY We found a way to steal one on the road. At one point, we'd already surpassed [the point total] we w... ED DAVIS I thought we had a good start to the game tonight. We definitely have been concentrating on coming o... DALE SCOTT I thought we started the game slowly. We showed a little trepidation in the first five minutes. Righ... BOB MACALUSO We'll be on the air here more than we have been in any other state so I think the final push is what... ERIC HAUSER I'm looking forward to catching some passes from Rex and just making the offense better and more bal... MUHSIN MUHAMMAD It's been up and down (the season) depending on the level of competition we've played, but I'm happy... JASON SENFFNER I have not a clue whether it will be more successful in 2006 than we have been in the past. But we'v... ANDREW RUDNICK more optimistic than I have been in the past that a deal is there to be done. COURTNEY PRATT We have been inconsistent on offense this year and we were today. I was pleased with our defense. We... DENIS FREEMAN At this point in camp, our production has been erratic at best. I just think we have a lot of ground... GREG BLACHE We had a lot of hits, but we just couldn't get them at the right moments. As soon as we can get past... AMY PIKAS Weve talked in general about spin-offs and updating it - we dont have specific plans at this point. ... BURT FEINTUCH I don't know if I have a favorite color. KATE MIDDLETON It's very special having a new little girl. KATE MIDDLETON I feel we have a good enough team to overcome adversity and get the wins and get to the tournament. ... FENDI ONOBUN We have been able to have some people come back here that have been successful and have been really ... HUBERT DAVIS We have been below in the past. We're heading in the right direction. HEATHER FIORENTINO There has been turnover of more than a third of the companies in the past few years. I don't think t... CHUCK CARLSON We've been telling our clients that their portfolios should be over-weighted in investment services ... MICHAEL ANCELL I had been feeling pretty good the past couple of days. I wanted to help the team out today but that... GALEN RUPP When I looked at the men's draw, I thought, 'This draw was much better than we ever expected to get ... ANNE WORCESTER Right now, the farm sector in Minnesota seems to be extremely healthy and growing, Most producers ar... DALE NORDQUIST There has been confusion in the way we dealt with all major issues in the past two years. If half of... MICHEL KILO I've been with some pretty decent teams here, ... but the difference is we have leadership across th... BRAD ADAMS People who have not been in Narnia sometimes think that a thing cannot be good and terrible at the s... C.S. LEWIS I know I definitely would rather have been playing, but it was kind of a blessing in disguise. I'm m... JEFF FAINE Everybody has a full deck of cards, but nobody wants to show their cards at the same time. CLAY BARTLETT Like Dinah says, “We can only play the cards we’ve been dealt. It doesn’t do any good to wish ... J.M. SULLIVAN We've been working on playing as a team, but we really bring it together in these kinds of situation... STEPHEN DECATUR She's more of a team member now than she maybe has been. In the past, she would take her own car, an... CATRIN NILSMARK I would love to have that run-and-gun offense here and I think the guys we have would be really good... MATT LAWRENCE I wouldn't have been disappointed if we were a .500 team right now, but this is great. We have a rea... BRIAN ROLFE I don't think our secondary has ever been stable since I got here. We have always had guys in and ou... ADAM ARCHULETA I have not always been fat. I have certainly never been this fat. I am shocked, sometimes, at how un... JOANNA FRANKLIN BELL We have a good scheme. We're causing some people problems. They've been the focus while our offense ... DAVE TROSPER I think this team is going to be more offensive oriented then we have been. Another of the things th... BRAD HOLLAND
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JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ... JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th... JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a... JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all. JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ... JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving. JEFF LINDSAY