We've kissed the frog and turned into a prince.

If you can't be a frog. Marry a prince

I marched to the head Elf. “Where’s the frog?

And I kissed a lot of frogs as well, but no, I kissed a lot of frogs and now I've found my prince.

Kiss a frog with your eyes wide open. If he turns into a prince you won't miss the transformation, but if he doesn't, you won't be fooled by some wishful illusion in your head.

Here's some simple advice: Always be yourself. Never take yourself to seriously. And beware of advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament.