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Related I wasn't going to come to some place where we were going to lose, ... I knew we were going to be goo... CUTTINO MOBLEY (Beck) had a couple good games. I thought she got a little tired at the end, but there were moments ... BEN STROUD We (coaches) had an idea, but these kids have never been through something like this. I don't want t... NATE ALTENHOFEN Those are the two kids that we're really building things around, and we hope some of the kids from l... BOB KALP They tell me I have a good shot at starting but that is just talk. I got to do the same thing as I h... MIKE BROWN Sam had a great night on the boards. Lake Region had some big three-pointers that bothered us a litt... GUY ISABELLE That sixth inning, I got the ball up a little bit and they were hitting it pretty hard. HORACIO RAMIREZ I started a little bit shaky but I had Phil to guide me around here. We made some good putts and it ... RETIEF GOOSEN It's been interesting, in a little bit less than nine months weve gone from trying to convince peopl... JOHN HOGAN We kind of relaxed a little bit, but we were still getting hands up in some people's faces and they ... D.J. STRAWBERRY We broke no rules and we did it with good kids. Not perfect kids who never made mistakes, but with g... RYAN SWANSON We're going to change our philosophy on defense. We were a little passive last year. We have some ki... TED JACKSON You know, we're taking steps. We were hoping to get some of those new kids to win at least a match. ... CHARLIE CLAY We were hitting the ball solid all game and we finally hit some to some spots where they weren't. Ho... KRIS VANCAS That was a point where I dug a little bit back to some of the blues stuff. I worked with some fantas... LEE ROCKER Definitely. I want to start somewhere, so I'm going to be going after a spot. When I first got here,... AARON MILLER I hate to say, but we didn't know what to expect, and we didn't listen to our coaches. We didn't com... JAYCEE CARROLL We played well at times, ... We had to move our hitters to hit around them, and we finally figured o... TECUMSEH They got the option going, and we were scrambling with that a little bit, then they play-action a li... GARY PINKEL I am not worried about our hitting. We're going to be fine. We've got some guys that swing the bat u... JEFF BLAUSER We got some timely hitting there at the end. We've got some good hitters, eight girls hitting over .... GARY GREER I was glad to see us come out early and swing the bat. We had a little bit of a slump and weren't hi... DAN MEDINA It was good to get out here and see the players bounce around a little bit. We got out of it healthy... ART BRILES The effort was really good, they were just a little bit better tonight. That's a nice basketball tea... DAVE FROELICH I've been crawling, and now I can walk a little bit and am starting to trot. We've not fueled up yet... CHRIS REED There were some games that things weren't working very well, we weren't getting the protections, and... JAY FIEDLER We had some good opportunities, with free throws and short jumpers, but I think we were a little bit... BILL BAKAMUS We got up the floor a little bit, and we were able to get some baskets in transition. I thought our ... AARON PERKINS Both teams hit the ball very well, and I don't know if that's attributed to good hitting or not grea... JEFF AUVINEN We started off playing a little timid. We were hitting the ball in the air and not making plays. The... CHUCK POETTER They (Boys and Girls Club) were excited to be out there on the course hitting. All the kids were abl... ALAN FOWLER Andy pitched a good game. We put Jeff Ickes in a tough spot there. He's a sophomore who never pitche... JEFF STRATTON It's an honor for [Lee] and cool for me to step in and be seen a little bit. Anytime I can come up a... BRANDON SING We were very lucky that a lot of freshmen have had good years and Lisa is certainly one of them. Acr... PAM STONE I'm accustomed to playing a little bit more than I have, so it's been a bit of an adjustment for me.... BRIAN BOUCHER Absolutely, we were nervous, especially hosting this tournament. It was a tough time. I didn't want ... BERTIE LANDES I want to look at the film, but I felt good about the offense. We were thin in some areas, but we go... BRUCE WASEM Dizziness, some kids complained of headaches, people were coughing, having a little bit of difficult... BRYAN CHEPLIC Our defense has just got to keep picking it up. There were some times, I thought, that we slacked a ... KRISTI SNIDER When I saw Burke come in, I definitely felt like things were (about) to turn around for me a little ... EDDY CURRY Their defense had 11 Afro-American kids on their team and they were a very, very good defensive foot... FISHER DEBERRY I got some good pitches to hit, but I tried to do a little too much. TODD HELTON I couldn't do much as a coach. I just had to let the kids play. The kids did it. Players make coache... GARY CAPALDI That night caught me by surprise, but I just want to credit all the players and assistant coaches I'... CINDI SIMMONS Buddy's got to get his own guy, ... I've got no problem with that. They were good to me for four yea... BOB SCHAEFER Buddy's got to get his own guy. I've got no problem with that. They were good to me for four years a... BOB SCHAEFER It was my worst offensive game ever. I was getting a little bit frustrated. Not anything they were d... SOPHIA YOUNG I'll never know. After that I think she picked up her game a little bit. I missed some shots and got... JELENA KOSTANIC ive loved an ive falllen but yet until now ive always gotten back up but ur blow to the heart has su... AMBER FAITH HUN Not many expected us to be this good this year after losing Matt Hanley and Jeff Vincent to graduati... MATT HILL Hopefully, some good will come of this. I thought the sentence was a little harsh, but maybe it was ... GREG PRINGLE It's a mixed bag of emotion all the way around. We had some good swims and we had some swims that we... LARRY BAEDER I saw some good signs that we can be a good running team. Who knows? If we hit some home runs, we co... JON GRUDEN We started squeezing them a little bit (with the zone), and we were able to turn the tide, and our k... ANDY BLACKSTON I knew that (Beal) was going to get hot and start to hit their shots. They are way too good of a sho... ROB BELT Our hitting was good. We put the ball in play and hit the ball hard. It had been awhile since we swe... KAREN KARCH We were a little too big for them. Harrison really hit some shots and Gena is starting to play the m... DAVID LAVEN We made (good) plays when we had to. We made some shots. It seemed like there were a lot of loose ba... JOSH MARTIN Everyone knows what everyone else is going to do in this league. We were successful in doing what we... BO OVERTON We would not be getting this recognition if our team were not so successful, if we didn't have our t... LAUREN LAPPIN Mayfield's a real solid team up front stopping the run. With some of our kids out, we knew we were g... BOBBY CAMPOS We were just running our offense. I was little rusty, but it felt good to hit some shots. KATHERINE SNODGRASS Some of the Presidents were great and some of them weren't. I can say that, because I wasn't one of ... HARRY S TRUMAN We were a little emotional and rattled in the first half. We weren't hitting shots. But, once we cal... EMILY MOORKAMP A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung... PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE We've got some hitters. Everybody in this lineup can hit a home run. We have a much better hitting t... FRANK CHEEK You never want to forget where you came from, and for this team, remembering November is a very impo... JAMIE THOMPSON I'll admit, Union dominated me the last time we were here and I was embarrassed. I got some great ad... JACKIE WEAVER I'm starting to be a little older now and starting to have more of a bigger role on this team, and i... ALEX TANGUAY It's just a matter of hitting the ball where I want to hit it and hopefully making some putts. BERNHARD LANGER I got a team around me. They're solid when I'm not hitting. That's what gets lost in all this. ISAIAH THOMAS We've had about nine days off and we have a virus going around on the team, so some of our starters ... JEFF NEWHALL The gap is starting to close a little bit with these younger kids. Obviously some of these younger k... DIANE HENTO They were out for a little bit of revenge, and we were sitting back on our haunches a little bit. I ... RANDY ZAVADA These kids had the heart of a champion. There were about 15, 20 situations in that game where things... JODY GRANT We're young, we were a little nervous, but Fauquier has a good team. We talked about some stuff we c... DEAN SPAHR There's a lot of things guys did to get the lead where we were -- we were up by 10 at one point and ... BRENT PETWAY We got down seven twice, but we didn't panic. I told the guys that there were going to be some bumps... TIM ROSS We've got a good offense, our kids can hit the ball. I really think they'll hit most any pitcher aro... DON HOWARD I know our defense can hit a little bit. We came out and knew what we had to do and we got it done. JAKE VILLHAUER How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS Our biggest problem is that we just haven't had a lot of practice. We've been chipping and hitting p... COACH LEVI TVEDT We played very poorly last week but we got some breaks. We were not pleased and the kids know we wer... RANDALL BACKUS He said we had infield in five minutes and I was starting. I was surprised a little bit but I was ha... DENARD SPAN We had a chance to play some younger kids, which is always good. We got out to a nice lead, and we w... FRANK TOLBERT [It's fair to say that Mike Montgomery loves Baron Davis .] Two or three times he came up to me and ... MIKE MONTGOMERY I knew they were a good team. But they're not ranked and that's what the kids look at. GENE PINGATORE Not to make excuses, but the kids were a little overwhelmed at the beginning. A lot of them, when th... KATHY WILBURN There was a writer in the '20s called Christopher Morley, who I remember a little bit of, who ha... JACK VANCE When we can accommodate those, we try, ... It's unusual to move a time, but these were special circu... DAVE BROWN I almost feel like it was the same game as when we played them the first time. We got way ahead and ... JOHN CAHILL The first five games we saw some great pitching and we just weren't hitting a whole lot. We were ave... JASON MILLS We went with a little different starting lineup and we were a little out of rhythm to start. We are ... TERRI SCHRISHUHN Being outside [only] four times and not being able to really cut loose and hit the ball as hard as w... BILL POLIAN People are always coming up to me, thinking I've got some magic wand that can make them a star a... DR. DRE We have some goats, some chickens, and we used to have pigs. There used to be two ostriches as well,... JESSICA SPRINGSTEEN I thought we did a good job of hitting some key shots. We hit some shots when we had to. ALAN DUNAHEE There are men and women still on the streets, and that's all they are saying Can you spare a quarter... ABBEY LINCOLN That's just extra motivation for me. I want to prove the coaches wrong. I've beaten a couple kids wh... JOSH MILEY There were only one or two games where a coach didn't show up, and those were games I told them not ... CURT DOBBS
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JEFF COOPER Imagine if Congress always put the interests of polluters ahead of the health of our families. Our r... JEFF MERKLEY My mother and my father have always supported me. Now in their eighties, they actually clamor onto t... JEFF DUNHAM A single moment spent in a business meeting or at a pub is more than enough to reveal the basic huma... JEFF LINDSAY Since I am not actually a real human being, my emotional responses are generally limited to what I h... JEFF LINDSAY Their conversation ceased abruptly with the entry of an oddly-shaped man whose body resembled a cert... JEFF PHILLIPS I used to be on the Lincoln City Council. You learn that there's never enough money for all of t... JEFF FORTENBERRY By now, we all know that Hollywood producers always chase after the same properties, that the sharks... JEFF GILES Is that why you're crying?" (...) "It's just hormones," she said. "I didn't want anyone to see.... JEFF LINDSAY ¿Acaso no estábamos todos locos cuando dormíamos? ¿Qué era el sueño, al fin y al cabo, sino el... JEFF LINDSAY Pero, por triste que sea, la vida no siempre imita al arte. -Dexter JEFF LINDSAY That left either magical powers or coincidence, and although I have nothing at all against Harry Pot... JEFF LINDSAY Cualquiera puede ser encantador si no le importa mentir y decir todas las cosas estúpidas, obvias y... JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine." I looked over at my answerin... JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai... JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist. JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c... JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d... JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep... JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve... JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ... JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock... JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark... JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva... JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be. JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good. JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that... JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ... JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th... JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a... JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all. JEFF LINDSAY