We've been trying to buy an Oscar, but the academy's legal agreement clearly states that most of them can't be sold, so we had to think creatively. The agreement says nothing about leasing.


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I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.
JACK BLACK
Big don't mean ugly, and thin sho don't mean pretty. If a person wants to be pretty, they gotta walk...
DANIEL BLACK
The U.S. prosecution service is eating at the soul of the American republic. It is an absolute dange...
CONRAD BLACK
I'm an untrained musician. Untrained musicians don't really have any music theory, they don&...
FRANK BLACK
In writing, a good guy must never break any of the Ten Commandments. A bad guy must break every one....
KIMBERLY BLACK
At least 80 percent of American prisoners are grossly over-sentenced. The Supreme Court knows this, ...
CONRAD BLACK
I love to hang out and talk to people on set, especially when I start a new job to get to know them....
CLAUDIA BLACK
I need to stop fantasizing about running away to some other life and start figuring out the one I ha...
HOLLY BLACK
Paramount among the responsibilities of a free press is the duty to prevent any part of the governme...
HUGO BLACK
For a while, I thought the great disappointment of my life was that I don't have a family of my ...
LEWIS BLACK
The Framers of the Constitution knew that free speech is the friend of change and revolution. But th...
HUGO BLACK
That's the funny thing about religion: it doesn't matter what you say, you're going to upset some...
LEWIS BLACK
It was great to see him step up and make pitches.
BUD BLACK
So many good things happened this year that you have to be proud of these guys.
BUD BLACK
He was in the training room drinking Gatorade while everyone else was drinking champagne in the club...
BUD BLACK
Any time you have a chance to sort of regroup, take a step back, then go at it again, it helps. Last...
BUD BLACK
I don't think these guys lose confidence. You'll find very few major league players lose confidence....
BUD BLACK
For a guy that doesn't crack 90 (mph), to give up as few hits per innings pitched as he does, it's r...
BUD BLACK
The whole year he showed that poise and composure.
BUD BLACK
You can't speed up a pitcher. Bart has to get his arm ready and he has to be able to get his body re...
BUD BLACK
He has to continue to get over the little hurdles that are going to make him a big-league pitcher. I...
BUD BLACK
In the dugout you see some of the facial expressions up close and you see that intensity. Don't be c...
BUD BLACK
This is not just a program doing its own thing. We want to be a part of the whole success plan of th...
BRIAN BLACK
Young people's schedules are challenging. We're taking it to the customers instead of having them co...
BRIAN BLACK
I think fees are going away.
BRIAN BLACK
It's not a slam dunk to get people from Internet banking into bill pay. You have to get people comfo...
BRIAN BLACK
I'm sure we could draw on the experiences of Kennebunkport and try to learn from what they might've ...
BRIAN BLACK
Music is something young people get excited about, we thought this format would be great.
BRIAN BLACK
It has to contain certain features, and it can be written on anything. As long as it has the element...
BRIAN BLACK