We've always been a bit out of touch with reality.

The things in my songs are the edited highlights of my life. I don't go seeking out strange sexual experiences every day of the week.

I got a pair of red, synthetic satin women's pants through the post the other day with a phone number on. That was quite strange. I haven't tried the phone number. In times of stress I may.

Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire

Is this the way they say the future's meant to feel. Or just 20,000 people standing in a field?

Anyone who thinks they're sexy needs their head checked.