We're trying to wrestle the toughest competition we can find.


Dave Carlile

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We were looking to find competition that would help us get better.
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There's certainly competition. Everybody's trying to make the best wine they can.
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I'm not trying to be the next Dave Grohl or Phil Collins.
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We were literally tearing our hair out at times trying to find this animal.
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I've been watching tape on (Pugh) all year. I knew he would be my toughest competition.
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We were just trying to find a way to fight back and make a game of it.
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It's going to take years to get back to where we were. The toughest time is definitely now.
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We were trying to give it its own identity. Before it was tucked away and hard to find.
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We should stop trying to find differences between one another, and focus on our similarities.
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I knew they were a very tough team. We knew we would have to wrestle well to even be in the match.
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We are trying to find something to feel the void. It is only God who can fill the void.
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We are trying to find some kids who can get the job done so we tried a bunch of them.
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We were not trying to be disruptive. We were just trying to remind the public.
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The bigger the match, the bigger the Anthony.
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This was our goal all year long. These kids did a great job to step up and believe in themselves.
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They really stepped up to the challenge tonight. They wrestled for each other.
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This will make us hungry.
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The spot paintings and spin paintings were trying to find mechanical ways to make paintings.
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Reason can wrestle and overthrow terror.
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We were nibbling at the edges at the time, trying to find a champion. We found a champion in (Wise)....
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We?re still trying to find ourselves on the mound.
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I am going to resign. The only way Dave can serve is if I resign, short of confirmation. I would not...
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We are trying to find out what happened.
EVA HO
The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever.
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It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS
Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY
Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT
You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS
Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT
I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS
Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT
It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY
In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT
I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY
When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY
I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER
At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT
It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL
I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL
There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL
My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL
Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL
Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL
My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL
I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL
In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL
I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL
Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL
I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL