We're trying to be as accommodating as we can and minimize the pain everyone's going to feel when the bridge is closed.


Chuck Koons

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You are not your job, you're not how much money you have in the bank. You are not the car you drive....
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I've ever known.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
The truth is, every son raised by a single mom is pretty much born married. I don't know, but until ...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
There are three secrets to managing. The first secret is have patience. The second is be patient. An...
CHUCK TANNER
The laws that keep us safe, these same laws condemn us to boredom.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
The first step to eternal life, is you have to die.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
When we don't know who to hate, we hate ourselves.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
When nobody will look at you, you can stare a hole in them. Picking out all the little details you'd...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
[T]here's no bad day that can't be overcome by listening to a barbershop quartet; this is just truth...
CHUCK SIGARS
Calendars are for careful people, not passionate ones.
CHUCK SIGARS
You can't base your life on the past or the present. You have to tell me about your future.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
On a long enough timeline. The survival rate for everyone drops to zero.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Your parents, they give you your life, but then they try to give you their life.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
As a former Airman First Class in the United States Air Force, like many veterans in America, my mil...
CHUCK NORRIS
I dread the promotion part of my job. It's agony, especially compared to the private, at-home jo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
If you want to release your aggression, get up and dance. That's what rock and roll is all about...
CHUCK BERRY
Our alliances should be understood as a means to expand our influence, not as a constraint on our po...
CHUCK HAGEL
I was always afraid of dying. Always. It was my fear that made me learn everything I could about my ...
CHUCK YEAGER
A face is a road map of someone's life. Without any need to amplify that or draw attention to it...
CHUCK CLOSE
Commonly, athletes will bolster their dietary intake with everyday vitamins such as magnesium and ir...
CHUCK NORRIS
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
It amazes me when I hear people say, 'I want to go out and find out who I am.' I always knew...
CHUCK BERRY
I don't work with inspiration. Inspiration is for amateurs. I just get to work.
CHUCK CLOSE
Disney was not a good animator, he didn't draw well at all, but he was always a great idea man, ...
CHUCK JONES
I wanted to write about the moment when your addictions no longer hide the truth from you. When your...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Jack Palance was my distant uncle - that's the family gossip. Growing up, my family knew everyth...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
Our Generation has had no Great war, no Great Depression. Our war is spiritual. Our depression is ou...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
My mother lived through the Great Depression. Her family of 11 children pulled themselves up by thei...
CHUCK NORRIS
We won the Cold War because we showed nuclear vigilance and diligence.
CHUCK FLEISCHMANN
What makes a child gifted and talented may not always be good grades in school, but a different way ...
CHUCK GRASSLEY
Forget the historic nature of his election having to do with skin color - Obama has an opportunity o...
CHUCK TODD
I'm always trying to reach a transcendent point, a romantic point, but reach it in a really unco...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK
When children are exposed to advertisements for unhealthy food, they will, in turn, consume signific...
CHUCK NORRIS
To me, every interview, even if you love the artist, needs to be somewhat adversarial. Which doesn&#...
CHUCK KLOSTERMAN
My best advice for writers is: Have your adventures, make your mistakes, and choose your friends poo...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK