We're thinking a wreath on the front door might give the flavor of spring. Depending on what we try to do, we could do vines around the doorway.

It's a pretty cheap ticket. Maybe you can compare it to the lottery.

People who say they don't care what people think are usually desperate to have people think they don't care what people think

You think every ache and pain is cancer, because you're always thinking about it.

I do this real moron thing, it's called thinking, and I'm not a very good Amercian because I like to form my own opionions.

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.