We're the abusive boyfriend who keeps hitting you and hopes you come back for more. To get the best stuff, (we) just go do it.

Because my boyfriend plays there Monday nights ... and the pool.

Why can't I get a guy? Only Alyssa gets a boyfriend,

A true heiress is never mean to anyone - except a girl who steals your boyfriend

I tattooed his name on my back and he got mine on his forearm. (Boyfriend MC Harvey)

My boyfriend keeps telling me I've got to own things. So, first I bought this car. And then he told me I oughta get a house. 'Why a house?' 'Well, you gotta have a place to park the car.'