The club can't confirm or deny the report.
DAVE JAMIESON These guys didn't do anything all year, and they collected a check.
ALEX JAMIESON Eating a diet loaded with fat can overtax the liver and gall bladder, while eating a diet high in su...
ALEX JAMIESON What we eat determines how well our digestion works,
ALEX JAMIESON The average size of a meat protein should be about the size of a deck of cards, not a roulette wheel...
ALEX JAMIESON People become parochial when it is in their patch. It will be extremely difficult in the foreseeable...
ALEX JAMIESON The only competition worthy a wise man is with himself.
MRS. JAMIESON What we truly and earnestly aspire to be, in some sense we are. The mere aspiration, changes one fra...
MRS. JAMIESON The return of the voices would end in a migraine that made my whole body throb. I could do nothing e...
ALICE JAMIESON Why do I take a blade and slash my arms? Why do I drink myself into a stupor? Why do I swallow bottl...
ALICE JAMIESON Some alters are what Dr Ross describes in Multiple Personality Disorder as 'fragments'. which are 'r...
ALICE JAMIESON Hawaii is a model -- the (Pacific) Tsunami Warning Center, excellent warning systems for hurricanes,...
WALTER JAMIESON I have known Cathy for 19 years and can best describe her as someone with a philanthropic heart.
WAYNE JAMIESON Living hell is defined as still being around to witness the results of all of my personal failures.
CHARLES JAMIESON It takes five minutes to mix up. Because it's leavened with soda rather than yeast, you don't need t...
PATSY JAMIESON We used to say that the motivations for tourists were sea, sun and sand ... the three new S's are sa...
WALTER JAMIESON Of course, I should have known the kids would pop out in the atmosphere of Roberta's office. That's ...
ALICE JAMIESON When life deals you a rough hand and you're weary and short of energy, don't waste it by dwelling on...
CHARLES JAMIESON The grass might be greener on the other side, but sometimes it's because there's a lot more "fertili...
CHARLES JAMIESON Good and decent people can have honest disagreements. How we treat others in the midst of disagreeme...
CHARLES JAMIESON A political statement is correct because it is factual or, it is wrong because it isn't. Who said it...
CHARLES JAMIESON Following your heart doesn't mean disengaging your brain.
CHARLES JAMIESON One weekend it rained for 48 hours without stopping. The rain beat like bony fingers against the win...
ALICE JAMIESON It is hard to bring paedophile rings to justice. Thankfully it does happen. Perhaps the most horrifi...
ALICE JAMIESON Closeness was the promise of suffering and pain
ALICE JAMIESON We'll be periodically visiting all those families and talk with them and try to understand what thei...
GIL JAMIESON What Katrina and Rita have done for emergency managers and for individuals is just create a heighten...
GIL JAMIESON The spirit of the community has returned. People are wanting and willing to help themselves and are ...
GIL JAMIESON I'm here for the long haul. Homeland Security, FEMA, the Coast Guard, the Red Cross, the Department ...
GIL JAMIESON You've really gotten off to a great start. There's a lot of self-sufficiency on the part of the folk...
GIL JAMIESON Had Hurricane Katrina not come through here, the Rita storm would be really the event of the decade ...
GIL JAMIESON Had Hurricane Katrina not come through here, Rita would be the event of the decade.
GIL JAMIESON I'm here for the long haul.
GIL JAMIESON The departure of the ships marks another step forward in the region's recovery. In the fall, the cru...
GIL JAMIESON Cruise ships provided over two million meals, plus housing for over 8,000 hurricane victims, first r...
GIL JAMIESON That's their community meeting. They have a right to hold those without interference, and we plan on...
JANIE JAMIESON The people are committed to wanting the land back and are willing to stay as long as they have to.
JANIE JAMIESON We're prepared. That's all I will say.
JANIE JAMIESON We're prepared . . . for however long it takes.
JANIE JAMIESON The communication has not completely broken down, but the talks have.
JANIE JAMIESON The. . .law doesn't apply to us. We're not under Canada's jurisdiction, we're a sovereign nation.
JANIE JAMIESON It is our territory. Just because it has passed title illegally throughout the years doesn't mean th...
JANIE JAMIESON Did I imagine the castle, the dungeon, the ritual orgies and violations? Did Lucy, Billy, Samuel, El...
ALICE JAMIESON We've adapted to having this as a part of the way that we attend events. It hasn't really deterred p...
LYNN JAMIESON At least we know that these surveillance mechanisms are deterring the potential of it being more esc...
LYNN JAMIESON When I was cooking I enjoyed a sense of being ‘out’ of myself. The action of dicing vegetables a...
ALICE JAMIESON One destination's misfortune can be positive for another one, and we're clearly an example of that. ...
WALTER JAMIESON I wanted fast race and if it wasn't fast enough I was prepared to take the lead, but as it turned ou...
SARAH JAMIESON We shouldn't call winners or losers immediately after a debate. Those calls have been useless as a g...
KATHLEEN HALL JAMIESON When you define yourself as a protector-in-chief, your accountability is higher. On Sept. 11, you co...
KATHLEEN HALL JAMIESON If they drink pop first, they might not even eat their lunch.
DEBORAH WILCOX JAMIESON Sometimes, part of pop's appeal is the container.
DEBORAH WILCOX JAMIESON If it's really cold, it does seem to make a difference.
DEBORAH WILCOX JAMIESON Most kids and adults, unless they are seasoned, energy-expending athletes, don't need them.
DEBORAH WILCOX JAMIESON I say drink one or two big glasses of water. Then, if you're still wanting the pop, drink the pop. B...
DEBORAH WILCOX JAMIESON Sometimes, that's all people want is something that's bubbly and fun to drink.
DEBORAH WILCOX JAMIESON The assumption that seeing is believing makes us susceptible to visual deceptions
KATHLEEN HALL JAMIESON As our country grapples with the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina and the death of Chief Justice Willi...
KATHLEEN HALL JAMIESON As our country grapples with the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina and the death of Chief Justice Willi...
KATHLEEN HALL JAMIESON I find this more troubling than deception in the political campaigns. The level of misunderstanding ...
KATHLEEN HALL JAMIESON Neither candidate has found a compelling argument that knocks out the other or is decisive for their...
KATHLEEN HALL JAMIESON I do still get shocked every once in a while when I catch my reflection when I'm walking past a ...
DAVE MATTHEWS Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But...
DAVE ATTELL Everyone has a breaking point, turning point, stress point, the game is permeated with it. The fans ...
DAVE WINFIELD Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
DAVE BARRY We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admi...
DAVE BARRY Instead of sailing off into the sunset, he hopes to sail into the next century.
DAVE ANDERSON For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hitting the ball.
DAVE BARRY What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an absolute scream to another pe...
DAVE BARRY Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.
DAVE BARRY Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do not feel that regular skiing is ...
DAVE BARRY If you had to identify, in one word, the reason why the human race has not achieved, and never will ...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to a...
DAVE BARRY The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
DAVE BARRY It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roman Empire.
DAVE BARRY I never excelled at one sport or had a very strong passion for anything other than wrestling and bod...
DAVE BAUTISTA A lot of these kids I think are more content just to be on Facebook and the computer than they are t...
DAVE ATTELL As an individual, I think you have to find your own path. I like the simplicity and purity of Hindui...
DAVE DAVIES I had a few brushes with death, where I nearly chose to go. The final one in 1996 did it for me. I s...
DAVE GAHAN The important thing to remember is that bugs don't actually talk.
DAVE FOLEY When people get disillusioned and get insecure and content about the future, they tend to brood abou...
DAVE DAVIES Jazz isn't dead yet. It's the underpinning of everything in this country. Whether it's a...
DAVE BRUBECK And that's actually the brunt of what we do is, people going straight from their workplace, stra...
DAVE EGGERS That's country music for you - bourbon and the Bible.
DAVE HAYWOOD So this is the space during tutoring hours. It's very busy. Same principles: one-on-one attentio...
DAVE EGGERS You can do and use the skills that you have. The schools need you. The teachers need you. Students a...
DAVE EGGERS The Left likes to think of itself as the bulwark of progressive liberal individualism, and yet it se...
DAVE BRAT Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY A standard sitcom... is a very standard idea, like these people falling in love and living with each...
DAVE FINKEL Standing out as a writer today requires more than a bright idea and limpid prose. Authors need to be...
DAVE MORRIS Empire Square production finishes in about a month's time, so at the moment, right now, I'm ...
DAVE ROWNTREE It is criminal to put our servicemen and women in harm's way and to put the lives of so many civ...
DAVE MATTHEWS We don't have enough people going into those fields and there is a high burnout rate in some hea...
DAVE OBEY Eternal boyhood is the dream of a depressing percentage of American males, and the locker room is th...
DAVE BARRY If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
DAVE BARRY The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is it about the job that makes i...
DAVE BARRY I go to see some big shows of other bands, and I feel like I'm so bombarded and over-stimulated ...
DAVE GAHAN I'm tired of high policy talks. I want to focus on nuts and bolts.
DAVE FREUDENTHAL The thing that will never go away is that connection you make with a band or a song where you're...
DAVE GROHL I played a homosexual bodyguard in 'The Last Detective,' and that was quite a pleasure to do...
DAVE LEGENO It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another perso...
DAVE BARRY The baby boomer surge is forcing society to face decisions about costs - and particularly what is va...
DAVE DEBRONKART Granted, a long book can be as daunting as a hard one. I nearly reached for 'Game of Thrones'...
DAVE MORRIS Joy comes from places you least expect it. It's usually the simple things, like watching my son ...
DAVE GAHAN If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant's life, she will choose to...
DAVE BARRY The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status, or...
DAVE BARRY The waves of love roll throughout the Universe, and overflow in our hearts..
Everything is ONE!
DAVE ZEBIAN I like the relaxed way in which the Japanese approach religion. I think of myself as basically a mor...
DAVE BARRY I'm so alive.

As I stand facing the beauty of the never-ending Pacific Ocean, a late afte...
DAVE PELZER 'Breaking Bad' and 'The Shield' were planned right from the start so that their narr...
DAVE MORRIS I found there's a fairly blatant racism in America that's already there, and I don't thi...
DAVE MATTHEWS I want to make hand-held music, undiminished by the need to make everybody in the world listen at on...
DAVE SITEK We all have to die some day, if we live long enough.
DAVE FARBER We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless...
DAVE BARRY The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting directly from the U.S. Constitutio...
DAVE BARRY There just isn’t enough cock in this world to be caught suckin’ and be called anything but a slu...
DAVE MATTHES ...you're either gonna spend your life fucking pussy, or taking it to church.
DAVE MATTHES I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of diddling with his computer.
DAVE BARRY That’s what books do. They are the building blocks, the DNA, if you will, of you. Think of everyth...
DAVE EGGERS I will not wait to love as best as I can. We thought we were young and that there would be time to l...
DAVE EGGERS Quantity is what you count, quality is what you count on.
DAVE BARRY It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know ...
DAVE BARRY You had me at "We'll make it look like an accident."
DAVE BARRY Wear short sleeves! Support your right to bare arms!
DAVE BARRY I'd take a nerf bullet for you.
DAVE BARRY What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my car...
DAVE BARRY The first person who decided to say a word instead of throwing a rock can be considered the starter ...
DAVE BARRY It was not that Adam ate the apple for the apple's sake, but because it was forbidden. It would have...
DAVE BARRY I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to r...
DAVE BARRY Painting: The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.
DAVE BARRY I may not know Karate, but I know crazy and I'm not afraid to use it.
DAVE BARRY In beer there is freedom, in wine there is health, in cognac there is power and in water there is ba...
DAVE BARRY Books have a unique way of stopping time in a particular moment and saying: Let’s not forget this.
DAVE EGGERS Wake up naked drinking coffee
Making plans to change the world
While the world is changing...
DAVE MATTHEWS Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons, that you cannot see wi...
DAVE BARRY Can you imagine the reaction of a British tabloid newspaper if they found a small school in rural En...
DAVE GORMAN We have advantages. We have a cushion to fall back on. This is abundance. A luxury of place and time...
DAVE EGGERS How could I have been anyone other than me?
DAVE MATTHEWS My band career ended late in my senior year when John Cooper and I threw my amplifier out the dormit...
DAVE BARRY As a rule, software systems do not work well until they have been used, and have failed repeatedly, ...
DAVE PARNAS Don't get suckered in by the comments ... they can terribly be misleading.
DAVE STORER Giving half answers won't make the conversation half as long.
DAVE JOHNSON Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would b...
DAVE BARRY A theme is a memory aid, it helps you through the presentation just as it also provides the thread o...
DAVE CAREY What Women Want: To be loved, to be listened to, to be desired, to be respected, to be needed, to be...
DAVE BARRY Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing popula...
DAVE BARRY Guys are simple... women are not simple and they always assume that men must be just as complicated ...
DAVE BARRY Democracy: In which you say what you like and do what you're told.
DAVE BARRY There are two distinctive classes of people today, those who have personal computers, and those who ...
DAVE BARRY The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the ...
DAVE BARRY It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in...
DAVE BARRY In the old days, it was not called the Holiday Season; the Christians called it 'Christmas' and went...
DAVE BARRY Although Golf was originally restricted to wealthy Protestants, today its open to anybody who owns h...
DAVE BARRY Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybo...
DAVE BERRY Anything done for the first time unleashes a demon.
DAVE SIM I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argument on any topic, against any ...
DAVE BARRY The word user is the word used by the computer professional when they mean idiot.
DAVE BARRY A thunderstorm is God's way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer
DAVE BARRY It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mer...
DAVE BARRY Americans who travel abroad for the first time are often shocked to discover that, despite all the p...
DAVE BARRY The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonstrated time and again that they...
DAVE BARRY My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as soon as possible.
DAVE BARRY The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning "ability to," and bics, meaning "withst...
DAVE BARRY Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.
DAVE BARRY The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their heads, whereas...
DAVE BARRY We Americans live in a nation where the medical-care system is second to none in the world, unless y...
DAVE BARRY Scientists tell us that the fastest animal on earth, with a top speed of 120 ft/sec, is a cow that h...
DAVE BARRY If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving infant's life, she will choose to sa...
DAVE BARRY And computers are getting smarter all the time: scientists tell us that soon they will be able to ta...
DAVE BARRY The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious pe...
DAVE BARRY Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason.
DAVE BARRY New York Taxi Rules:1. Driver speaks no English.2. Driver just got here two days ago from someplace ...
DAVE BARRY Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organiza...
DAVE BARRY Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use the Internet and they won...
DAVE BARRY Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
DAVE BARRY Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.
DAVE BARRY Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting.
DAVE BARRY I care about our young people, and I wish them great success, because they are our Hope for the Futu...
DAVE BARRY One day soon the Gillette company will announce the development of a razor that, thanks to a compute...
DAVE BARRY If you can't excell with talent, triumph with effort.
DAVE WEINBAUM People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with th...
DAVE BARRY Our environmental problems originate in the hubris of imagining ourselves as the central nervous sys...
DAVE FOREMAN Electricity is actually made up of extremely tiny particles called electrons that you cannot see wit...
DAVE BARRY We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps sending us bills for it, but ...
DAVE BARRY We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS