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SHELDEN WILLIAMS We were too young to know better, and none of us were very aggressive people. It would have helped a... EDIE BRICKELL This is a young group. It's a good learning experience for us. DON HOFFMAN It was a good day for us. It was a great learning experience, especially for the younger kids. The e... AARON OLDFIELD We're in the middle of education reform, and we know we've had a lot of expectations placed upon us. ANDREA TOVAR When I speak with prospective students, their biggest concerns revolve around life issues, finances ... JAN JACOBSON We're very healthy, a lot healthier now than we were at the beginning of the season. None of us are ... KRISTEN KOVESDY I have a lot of energy. Energy's a very huge thing in our family. None of us need caffeine; we... POPPY DELEVINGNE None of us were prepared for a grand coalition. There was quite a lot to get over, and that's what w... FRANZ MUENTEFERING Coach talked to us at halftime about when you think about it, one play in a big game, one mental mis... JULIAN WRIGHT Most of us think we're too busy or too important to rest for a day. CRAIG GROESCHEL We have a government that boasts about free education. Those of us who have scratched below the surf... JOHANN LAMONT If there was a chapter of the ACLU in Collier County, we would be looking at a wide range of issues ... HOWARD SIMON Accountability is such a huge piece of education, so that's really important for us to look at. ELLEN MILLER There were a lot of great races and some pretty good competition for us in some events. I felt it wa... CRAIG HOFFMAN A lot of these guys were chosen because they're not going to panic or under-perform in tough situati... KEVIN LOWE It is an excellent deal for us because Pedro gives us more options in midfield and brings with him e... FRANK ARNESEN A lot of people didn't know where they were. They didn't know what city they were in or what county.... MATT FRIEDMAN This is a big win for us. It gives us a stranglehold on the conference (Sandburg sits atop its confe... BRIAN BOLL Those young guys got a lot of experience, and they've gotten a lot better. I can tell. These injurie... AHMAD BRADSHAW With this being a mandated thing and the limitation and controls for spending that the state imposes... JOE EUCLIDE After today, you'll probably know more about us than 95 percent of the people in the county. DWAYNE VOEGELI That was a huge momentum shift for us. We can't blame the whole game on it, though. There was a lot ... CALVIN CARLTON I know it sounds kind of weird, but none of us care about the playing time as much as we do about th... COURTNEY WHIDDEN You've got a whole generation of boys ... not caring about getting an education. That has repercussi... KATHY STEVENS There's a whole culture change involved here. It all hinges on contractual issues. It's all continge... JACK COYLE its not whats in the outside that Matters its whats in the inside that Counts. NADIRA AHMED I think we have a good chance to win county. We have more experience and team depth this year than w... ANDREW HOFFMAN In past openers, it seemed like they didn't do a whole lot, but they threw a lot at us. I don't know... JOSH BETTS These girls talk team, they speak team, they behave team. These girls taught us a whole lot not only... MARK SHEEDY I think there's still a lot to learn about this nominee. The president has had the advantage of work... SAM BROWNBACK We have been learning since we were children how to make money, buy things, build things. The whole ... YAKOV SMIRNOFF People were concerned about national security, and that precluded us from having the opportunity to ... TOM DASCHLE We have our own endangered species issues right here in Colorado and Summit County, whether its lynx... PETER ADLER In Addison County, if we have a change of about 100 jobs that's a pretty big change for us. JAMIE STEWART That was a difficult issue. We were looking to find competition that would help us get better. Our l... JOE NICKEL Common sense tells us the university is the major catalyst, but beyond that, what is the tourism pul... LAURIE PAOLICELLI CONSCIOUS LEARNING IS EDUCATION , SUBCONSCIOUS LEARNING IS EXPERIENCE ! DR.PRASAD RAJHANS I still don't know what the film was about because all I remember is a whole lot of technical dialog... ANTHONY HOPKINS The mom still tells us how he's doing and gives us updates. That was a very rewarding experience for... BRENDA WEBB Even though (McGrew) and I have worked together in the past, a lot of guys on the team were new, som... BRIAN VICKERS Young students have to deal with making a life, whereas seniors only have to worry about staying hea... DON PHILLIPS . . . still we are none of us perfect . . . CHARLOTTE BRONTë Learning is a tunnel experience that makes us think more broadly. ANNA DEAVERE SMITH We have a lot invested in our teachers. For us it would be a huge loss. CANDACE MILLINGTON We are the contracting agency for the county commissioners for the Laclede County Sewage Ordinance, ... CHARLA BAKER This was a good learning experience for us. We got away from our game plan, and it cost us. We have ... LEVON KENDALL I was kind of skeptical at first. But Chris explained it would be a learning experience for all of u... BRANDON ZARTMAN This was a good learning experience for us. This game was a carbon copy of the Gulf game (a 62-28 lo... JASON MONTGOMERY It's been a real learning experience for us both, so we're more prepared to deal with the unpredicta... MARCIA WILLIAMS I wasn't really pleased on how we came out against Hamilton. But it was a great learning experience ... LAND TAWNEY That was a real learning experience for all of us. We learn as we go. The main thing is that everybo... JEFF JEWELL We actually played really bad the last two games and I can't complain about that. We're all still in... JOE MAESER We're so young, and we were playing a very good team. They are always good, and they are always well... DON NORTON This whole situation, it's taken a lot of steam out of us. We're not going to lay down and sit up th... TONY RASMUS Our love is for the pioneers. It's a humbling experience to know that they were here. It helps us to... CAROL BARNES The fans were getting into the game after that three. So that run that Mark gave us was huge in stop... DUSTIN MAGUIRE To be able to come back and tie the game late playing a man down was huge for us. I don't know what ... ALEX HERNANDEZ While you will hear, and the public will hear, a lot about institutional pains, these issues are not... GEORGE PRUITT It's a great feeling. This was a great experience and a huge meet for all of us, so I'm really proud... COREY HARTUNG They are focused very specifically on the intersection of media and entertainment and technology. Th... IAN BLAINE We decided to be a package deal our junior year in high school. We told (college) coaches it was the... EMILY WESTERBERG In the first year, a lot of us didn't know what to expect, ... Most of us didn't have experience in ... DONNIE EDWARDS It's huge for us to get some confidence. Now we know we can play, compete and win in the Big Ten. Th... KATIE WEISMILLER The market is due for a correction, but none of us know when it will pull back, ALFRED GOLDMAN The heat got to a lot of us, including me. But this is India and it was a good experience for us. ANDREW STRAUSS Our field events were real strong for us [Saturday]. Our kids are still learning, but it was good fo... DENNIS PIRON As Feministing.com commenter electron-Blue noted in response to the 2008 New York Times Magazine art... JESSICA VALENTI I think it helps us a lot to know we can be better than we were, ... and we still played effectively... MARCUS SPEARS A lot of these bands were huge in Britain but never really made it big in the States, JOE ELLIOTT If someone is doing a great job, we want to know about them. Secondly, we want to know who is making... LANCE CUTLER Jasmine really stepped us for us tonight. She came up with two or three crucial rebounds in the game... ROY BACKUS The practice of veterinary medicine is a highly regulated profession in the state of California. The... BILL GRANT I had a lot of wonderful experiences. [There were] a lot of protests then. It was the Vietnam War. T... JAMES NELSON You know," Shane said twenty minutes later, "I'd feel a whole lot better about the two of us if you ... RACHEL CAINE I like the movie going experience. I like the big screen, going out. I think for me and a lot of peo... PETER FOX I think it would cost us, the county, the community a lot of great things. DAVE TANNER We know we need to re-engage some of these agencies so they can understand some of these issues and ... CRAIG PINNEO Knowledge is learning about the world outside us; wisdom is learning about the world within us. JIM GENOVESE A lot of damage has been done, but we are hoping it can be repaired. We still have a lot of people w... FRANK FORTNER These were not simple concepts and the issues were complex. I think it has been a very worthwhile ex... OSCAR GOODMAN It's been an excellent relationship for us. Their events are doing very well for us. When you go to ... BILL NIELSEN Our depth and comfort at home were definitely big pluses for us. But there are still a lot of things... DONNIE MADZIA First impressions of the season were it was a tremendous learning experience. I spoke with many ment... CHRIS MILLETTE
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