We're not insulted, ... The Collapse of Toilets in Glasgow.

Toilets get a bad rap. So does the door on the way out.

My name is only an anagram of toilets.

To be insulted by you is to be garlanded with lilies

The Glasgow accent was so strong you could have built a bridge with it and known it would outlast the civilization that spawned it

It's not getting better fast enough to prevent a collapse of the system. They just cannot stand it anymore.