We're not exactly the Brady Bunch,

Like in the pilot, ... I see Jesse (Sam's girlfriend) on the ceiling burning. Obviously she's not on the ceiling burning, but still I had to lay down and look up, start yelling and screaming, and they set fire around me and had me run out of the room.

It's the 'Brady Bunch' on acid

The Brady Bunch: The Complete Fourth Season

There are no words that can describe the euphoria you feel when your baby recognizes you for the first time and smiles.

Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car.