We're in the '90s, it's flush times,

Money won is twice as sweet as money earned.

The embarrassing thing is that the salad dressing is outgrossing my films.

I think it's funny how there are a thousand shows out there, and a thousand movies, that are glorifying (extramarital) affairs, while this man is being completely honest with his wives.

I do movies because I love writing for orchestra though it scares me and the money is good. I can't make a living doing just albums, times are difficult now for geriatric artists.

Andy: Look at our love fern! It's dead!
Ben: No it's only sleeping.