We're having a good tournament. Our goal was to score 50 points [Friday] and break 100 points [today].


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Our only goal was to keep putting points on the board.
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BRIAN LEETCH
It was good to see us score so many points without those guys playing so much.
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I told everybody in the state they were one of the best teams, and they are. They're very, very good...
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It was a huge two points for us before the break.
CRISTOBAL HUET
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I'm ready to score 7,000 points,
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Those were big. We scored some good points there -- not only wins, but pins, too, which really helps...
JIM HEINZLER
I don't care what the competition was, it's still 50 points.
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CODY HODGES
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He was our star. (His points) were some big ones.
MIKE ASHLEY
Our offense could be an advantage. We feel we can score some points.
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DAN GRUNFELD
(Vollmer) had a super night. He wrestled smart, stayed in good position, worked hard, took his point...
JEFF VON HADEN
The bottom line is we need to score points, and we need to score a lot of them.
BROCK OSWEILER
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JACKSON WONG
A good start. You score 62 points, give up 13. We still have a lot of improving to do.
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It was unacceptable play on our part. When we get down there, we have to score six points instead of...
AL LANG
We thought our offense would play a lot better. We thought we would score more points.
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To stay with Harlan you have to score points.
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The state tournament was a big one and we managed to win it by a few points over Estes Park.
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We thought we would score more points,
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BILL MILZ
We have been inconsistent on offense this year and we were today. I was pleased with our defense. We...
DENIS FREEMAN
It feels kind of good to come through the back door, score some points for the team and finish third...
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He's a superman and a super-human athlete, but I just know how hard it is to score points in our gam...
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Those were turning points, but it's going to happen. They're a good team and it was a hard fought ga...
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We had trouble guarding Essex in the first half. We got to within two points in the fourth quarter a...
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JAY MELTON
It was a great goal and it means we've now taken four points out of six.
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BILLY PEE
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Clarissa knows how to work hard in a match and score the points she needs.
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You know, the boys scoring over 200 points, I've never had a track team score 200 points before. Obv...
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Flores was a sparkplug for us. He didn't just score. He got a couple steals and he got some points.
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We should be pretty productive (on Friday), ... Personally, I'm looking for two or three touchdowns....
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That was a hard break. I felt we deserved at least a share of the points.
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DAVE BARRY
We are not meant to know everything, Mae. Did you ever think that perhaps our minds are delicately c...
DAVE EGGERS
You sit at a desk twelve hours a day and you have nothing to show for it except some numbers that wo...
DAVE EGGERS
It’s not that I’m not social. I’m social enough. But the tools you guys create actually manufa...
DAVE EGGERS
Even in a country like the USA where fitness has become an obsession, most people exercising do not ...
DAVE WILSON
Karate is a form of martial arts in which people who have had years and years of training can, usi...
DAVE BARRY
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely wide variety of topics; this i...
DAVE BARRY
Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
DAVE CHECKETT
You can't choose what you're famous for in life.
DAVE KELLETT
The English language was carefully, carefully cobbled together by three blind dudes and a German dic...
DAVE KELLETT
A great marriage is not when the 'perfect couple' comes together. It is when an imperfect couple lea...
DAVE MEURER
Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should aris...
DAVE BARRY
The future is no place to place your better days.
DAVE MATTHEWS
Nothing can do what a book can do. Lifts you out of your life... to a whole new world, whole new per...
DAVE KELLETT
I was trying to make the web more civil. I was trying to make it more elegant. I got rid of anonymit...
DAVE EGGERS
Gang violence in America is not a sudden problem. It has been a part of urban life for years, offeri...
DAVE REICHERT
It's all very boring to say that we get along great and all that and sometimes we mock up come a...
DAVE EDMUNDS
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent.
DAVE BARRY
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, includi...
DAVE BARRY
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot turn on your television witho...
DAVE BARRY
In terms of personalities - I don't care about the personalities, I want leadership that's i...
DAVE BRAT
I became a war hero before going on to critical acclaim as a professional victim.
DAVE PELZER
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents involving falling objects.
DAVE BARRY
When you please others in hopes of being accepted, you lose you self-worth in the process.
DAVE PELZER
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old person, defined as a person who re...
DAVE BARRY
I work 338 days a year, 16 hours a day.
DAVE PELZER
At a family's most difficult time, I want to make sure at a minimum that they have the very basi...
DAVE REICHERT
It's tough to go to sleep at night, and I wake up after five hours because I feel like I'm w...
DAVE GROHL
I taught myself how to play the guitar, I taught myself how to play the drums, and I kind of fake do...
DAVE GROHL
There's poetry in being the band that can sell out Wembley but also makes a record in a garage. ...
DAVE GROHL
My mother was a public school teacher in Virginia, and we didn't have any money, we just survive...
DAVE GROHL
Through Kurt I saw the beauty of minimalism and the importance of music that's stripped down.
DAVE GROHL
Singing into a microphone and learning to play an instrument - learning to do your craft - that'...
DAVE GROHL
My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.
DAVE GROHL
I stopped doing drugs when I was 20. I was finished with drugs before Nirvana even started.
DAVE GROHL
In this day and age, when you can use a machine or computer to simulate or emulate what people can d...
DAVE GROHL
I've experienced great things, I've experienced great tragedies. I've done almost everyt...
DAVE GROHL
Wow, I get to wake up again? Ok. You have to make good with what you've got.
DAVE GROHL
I think people should feel encouraged to be themselves.
DAVE GROHL