Well, you know, I just did the old 'let's go down to amateur night,'

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

Without sounding negative, I'm not a huge fan of a lot of stand-up. I'm more interested in an absurd kind of theater.

I sort of write onstage. I'll throw an idea out there, like Home Depot, and just start talking about it.

My roots are in stand-up, and stand-up is very freeing. There's no script involved; you just fly.

I hate when you go into a nice restaurant - someplace where you're going to spend good money - and there are kids in there crying.