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Terry Jones

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JAMES TURNER no SPAM, maybe bologna but not SPAM.
RONALD HUBBARD What's in Spam? nostrils brains?and eyes intestinal linings and uteri? anything swept from the slaug...
O ANNA NIEMUS ISPs have gotten better at blocking spam, they've gotten together to form anti-spam associations and...
GRAHAM CLULEY ISPs have gotten better at blocking spam, they've gotten together to form anti-spam associations and...
GRAHAM CLULEY Whether an individual receives this much spam, or more or less spam, is highly variable. What an ind...
RICK JACKSON Blasted spam pigeons!
KATE BEATON Spam filters have gotten so good, a properly managed filter can turn the sting of spam into a minor ...
RICHI JENNINGS Spam has shifted from basement amateurs to hard core criminal enterprises. True criminals have start...
CLAUDIA SARROCCO Consumers use the 'S' word very easily. Their definition of spam is completely different from a mark...
STEPHANIE MILLER The internet is 95 percent porn and spam
MARGARET ATWOOD It won't reduce spam directly. AOL is already good at managing spam issues, and Yahoo is getting bet...
RICHARD COX Given what I know of spam, [filtering won't] be very effective in reliably differentiating types of ...
CHRIS LEWIS What often is missed with social irritants like spam and telemarketing is that they are a product of...
CHRIS HOOFNAGLE Porn is passe when it comes to spam.
NICHOLAS GRAHAM I get more spam than anyone I know.
BILL GATES Every single day, the flood of pornographic and sleazy spam grows.
RON WYDEN Testing on the spam filter last week went very well.
BETSY DRAPER When it comes to Spam, ... we get the joke.
JULIE CRAVEN How to identify a poor person;The one always desiring more money just to satisfy his vanity affairs ...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) If you don't get Spam, you feel left out.
ALAN PELZER The amount of spam coming from some individuals, or a spam ring, can be staggering. If these people ...
AARON KORNBLUM One small company we spoke to ended up getting their legitimate mail blocked by anti-spam software, ...
CHRIS POTTER The average inbox doesn't have that much spam anymore. The end user would probably say the spam prob...
ANNE MITCHELL Ultimately, Captchas are useless for spam because they're designed to tell you if someone is ...
MATT MULLENWEG While the volume of spam reaching AOL email inboxes has remained at low levels compared to it's heig...
CHARLES STILES Processed pig is white trash meat. Some people call it Spam.
SCOTT WEILAND Your data is for sale. Let’s hear it from spam industry
LILY CHATTERJEE The Help Desk does receive complaints regarding spam e-mail. Faculty, staff and students are verball...
KATHY LANG ISPs are wise to improve spam filtering, and ensure that permission emails are not erroneously marke...
DAVID DANIELS The spam filter [suggestion] came up last year. It was a request from the Technology Fee Committee, ...
BETSY DRAPER I've learned how to use my spam filter pretty effectively.
AL YANKOVIC Spam is a waste of the receivers’ time, and, a waste of the sender’s optimism.
MOKOKOMA MOKHONOANA If it could be done tomorrow you'd just see spam just drop off the charts,
JOHN REID Some feel the perception of spam as an annoyance has decreased because of filters and because people...
CLAUDIA SARROCCO I hate spam, and that's what happens when you let businesses onto the network.
JAN KOUM Every time you receive spam, we send back an opt-out request to the spammer. Unlike other companies ...
ERAN RESHEF Who has time to manually spam web sites? That can't be very cost effective.
ERIC CHENG [AOL and other ISPs] will naturally tend to go towards what brings them revenue. They can spend mone...
DANNY O'BRIEN I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.
ART DONOVAN If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
CHEKHOV If variety is the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam.
JOHNNY CARSON If you are in publishing, you get more spam sent to you than anybody else.
ANDREW LOCHART One of the things Sober does is it turns your computer into a spam zombie.
ANDREW LOCHART Everyone here just grew up with Spam. It is a delicacy here. It's like steak.
CALEB SPENCER If variety if the spice of life, marriage is the big can of leftover Spam
JOHNNY CARSON The volume of spam has indeed gone up since Jan. 1. It's an unfortunate fact.
STEVE LINFORD Not surprisingly, 85 per cent said spam and virus protection had been their number one concern in 20...
ANDREW LOCHART There are consultants who advise businesses on how to maneuver through spam filters and best deliver...
BILL MCCLOSKEY We are moving upstream and looking at the source of the spam problem, and it is obviously the zombie...
TIM CRANTON Although mobile spam is a relatively small problem compared with spam on fixed networks, unsolicited...
ROB CONWAY There's loads of it about at the moment. The volume of spam is ramping up as the day progresses.
CAROLE THERIAULT If you click on unsubscribe, you have identified to the person who sent you that spam that you are a...
RON O'BRIEN People engage in spam to make money. We have now proven that we can take one of the most profitable ...
BRAD SMITH Mirapoint's multi-layered approach to spam, including its unique MailHurdle technology, was the idea...
CRAIG RICHARDSON We deal primarily with corporate clients, so we are sensitive to their particular communication need...
JARRED CINMAN Some say the Internet is for porn but you know that in truth the Internet is for spam.
CHARLES STROSS It's difficult to parse out the effect of the law versus technology's impact on the amount of spam.
LYDIA PANES Once we can get on top of the spam, we can address some of our internal e-mail issues.
BETSY DRAPER 'Spam' is the number-one issue for ISP's. It's killing them, ... This is definitely going to change ...
GREG OLSON There are very few barriers to entry. Anyone with a good idea and knowledge of programming could wri...
MICHAEL OSTERMAN SPAM is taking e-mail, which is a wonderful tool, and exploiting the idea that it's very inexpen...
BILL GATES The largest issue with spam is that it increases the amount of space taken up in your mailbox and co...
KATHY LANG I would go so far as to say that, not only is Microsoft wrong about the reduction of spam, but they ...
RICHARD COX It is a curious thing about Spam that in the Far East, it is taken very seriously, while in the Unit...
JULIE CRAVEN No one bill will cure the problem of spam. It will take a combined effort of legislation, litigation...
DAVID BAKER If the Council wins on data retention and the Parliament wins by allowing spam, then the only loser ...
JOE MCNAMEE The purpose of the Mobile Marketing Association is to safeguard this new form of spam that is litera...
GARY RUSKIN I'll pluck out my eye with a pencil and eat it with a Spam and mustard sandwich IF ONLY you'll sit m...
RACHEL RENéE RUSSELL The funniest thing is that now I know what reverse spam is. You know you get spam from people saying...
JEFFERSON HAN Even when spam doesn't get to your inbox, it uses up bandwidth. The necessary increased filtering al...
RICHARD COX Clearly the spam problem is not going away and users are being bombarded with inane and possibly off...
BETHANY MAYER Worms and viruses are increasingly being written to steal confidential data from innocent people's c...
GRAHAM CLULEY The United States today experiences much higher levels of identity theft, spam and government profil...
MARC ROTENBERG While the US accounted for over half of all spam sent two years ago, it is now less than a quarter. ...
BRETT MYROFF Our primary goal as an anti-spam solution provider is to offer our users the best possible defense a...
NICK BOLTON The increase in spam was due to an increase in tax preparation offers and other financial service of...
ANDREW LOCHART We've had no problems so far. We've also since discovered another bonus with using Linux; we receive...
GREG TOURELL This is proof of their knowledge that they need to offer more integrated applications, as anti-virus...
PETER FIRSTBROOK What we've done is focus on one particular, main service, which was spam and virus filtering. It's g...
ERIC RACHAL Path does not spam users. Invites on Path are never sent without a user's consent - any allegati...
DAVE MORIN This falsification prevents the receiver from knowing who sent this spam or from contacting them thr...
JERRY KILGORE I wanted to create something that the streets identifies with without making it like packaged cheap ...
DAZ DILLINGER They serve it everywhere here. We all love it. They have it at McDonald's and sell it at 7-Elevens a...
CALEB SPENCER Usually cook them with fix potatoes, bacon, sausage, and cornbread and brown beans.
JIM MEADOWS The fact that the dirty dozen is comprised of nations from four different continents gives an indica...
BRETT MYROFF These defendants intentionally used personal messages as a cover-up for commercial messages. Decepti...
LYDIA PARNES The program acts as a middleman, giving retailers the information they need without names, addresses...
GREGORY PRESCOTT We are delighted to be able to give the spammer's loot to Mr. and Mrs. Daniels. And we hope this sen...
CURTIS LU This bill has all the earmarks of what we have seen fail in states that have passed anti-spam laws, ...
RAY EVERETT-CHURCH While you might not expect it, predicting whether a movie is good or bad is a lot like determining w...
MATTHEW PRINCE What works in spam is similar to what works in advertising. Things like weight loss, work at home, g...
JOEL SMITH The difference between a shared web server and a dedicated one is that your provider controls the we...
SIMOS SYMEOU FROM PRIMECOM Anybody who thinks that getting a communication from a voter in your district is spam - that guy is ...
DICK MORRIS Spam is a bigger growth driver than many investors realize. It is getting to a point where corporati...
DONOVAN GOW Sometimes there is stuff you want to hear about. I wish I could filter out the other stuff, but I'd ...
STEVE WHITNEY My mother was making $135 a week, but she had resilience and imagination. She might take frozen vege...
ANDRE DUBUS III The Orwellian vision was about state-sponsored surveillance. Now it's not just the state, it'...
HOWARD RHEINGOLD We went through eight classes. I haven't bought bacon or sausage (since).
SHIRLEY JONES We were startled by the quantity of data directed at this single machine. Even a lone spam zombie ca...
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TERRY PRATCHETT ...inside every old person is a young person wondering what happened.
TERRY PRATCHETT We who think we are about to die will laugh at anything.
TERRY PRATCHETT His philosophy was a mixture of three famous schools -- the Cynics, the Stoics and the Epicureans --...
TERRY PRATCHETT Coming back to where you started is not the same as never leaving.
TERRY PRATCHETT Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.
TERRY PRATCHETT DON'T THINK OF IT AS DYING, said Death. JUST THINK OF IT AS LEAVING EARLY TO AVOID THE RUSH.
TERRY PRATCHETT It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Li...
TERRY PRATCHETT Some humans would do anything to see if it was possible to do it. If you put a large switch in some ...
TERRY PRATCHETT Give a man a fire and he's warm for a day, but set fire to him and he's warm for the rest of his lif...
TERRY PRATCHETT Racism was not a problem on the Discworld, because—what with trolls and dwarfs and so on—species...
TERRY PRATCHETT Something Vimes had learned as a young guard drifted up from memory. If you have to look alon...
TERRY PRATCHETT Fantasy is an exercise bicycle for the mind. It might not take you anywhere, but it tones up the mus...
TERRY PRATCHETT Don't worry, it's not loaded.
TERRY KATH Evil begins when you begin to treat people as things.
TERRY PRATCHETT To be a star, you must shine your own light, follow your own path, and don't worry about the darknes...
TERRY PRATCHETT Famous I don't know about. It's hard to be famous and alive. I just want to play music every day and...
TERRY PRATCHETT No, what he didn't like about heroes was that they were usually suicidally gloomy when sober and hom...
TERRY PRATCHETT "I meant," said Ipslore bitterly, "what is there in this world that truly makes living worthwhile?"<...
TERRY PRATCHETT Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended....
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