Well," Mr. Cheeseman interjected. "Perhaps there's an easy solution to this. Maybe Captain Fabulous has an alter ego."<br />"What's an alter ego?" asked Gerard.<br />"It's a superhero's true but secret identity," said Chip. "You know, the way that Superman is really Clark Kent." "Superman is really Clark Kent?"<br />"It's pretty obvious," said Penny. "To everyone but you and Lois Lane."<br />"Okay," Gerard conceded. "Captain Fabulous's alter ego will be...Teddy Roosevelt.