Well I don't have anything else planned for today, let's get drunk! [Bender]

OK, but I don't want anyone thinking we're robosexuals.

Hold Still, I don't have good depth perception! [Leela]

A woman like that you gotta romance first! [Bender]

Oh my God!! Fry: What is it? Farnsworth: It's..It's...It's my new pager! [Farnsworth]

"Drugs are for losers, and hypnosis is for losers with big, weird eyebrows!" [Fry]