Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

Nothing is work unless you'd rather be doing something else.

It's pointless, unless you can get the data on and off (the SIM).

After today, I'll bet Santa takes a shovel to the reindeer stalls to fill your stocking.

It's not worth doing something unless you were doing something that someone, somewere, would much rather you weren't doing.

For my money, when you're doing an on-camera performance, unless it's for something particularly stylised, you are, by and large, striving for naturalism.