Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.

A good woman is known by what she does; a good man by what he doesn't.

A good woman inspires a man; a brilliant woman interests him; a beautiful woman fascinates him; and a sympathetic woman gets him.

It takes one woman twenty years to make a man of her son - and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

To a woman the first kiss is just the end of the beginning, but to a man it is the beginning of the end.