Elayne Boosler
Related We've seen violent responses to 'Satanic Verses.' We've seen violent responses to th... SUSAN RICE I've never seen bad drawing destroy a good idea. On the other hand, I've never seen a good d... PAUL CONRAD We get worked up over trivia, while pushing the real problems facing us under the carpet. Firstly, m... IRFAN HUSAIN This beating is all part of the same war on Islam that the West is carrying out these days. The (Pro... GAMAL BASHIR From the Kindle Book Reflections in the Mirror of Life:THE PROPHET OF LIFE If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... (All the grief she had suffered over her lifetime had moulded her face into a mask of eternal sadnes... JEAN SASSON No entrance to paradise untill you believe and you don't believe until you like each others don't yo... THE PROPHET What will make you a star is in you SOTONYE ANGA MATT GROENING On Love" KAHIIL GIBRAN KAHLIL GIBRAN KAHLIL GIBRAN KAHLIL GIBRAN TAMMARA WEBBER THOMAS HARRIS PAUL MOONEY I really love Alexa Chung's style. I really think she gets it right all the time. I've never... KAREN GILLAN We begin to fight. The wind and I. Horns locked. Battling each other with elements. LAURA DOCKRILL Religion and political cartoons, as you may have heard, make a difficult couple, ever since that day... PATRICK CHAPPATTE A.A. MILNE A.A. MILNE I've never seen bad drawing destroy a good idea. On the other hand, I've never seen a good drawing s... PAUL CONRAD Thousands of women were leaving for a rally after attending the gathering to mark the birthday of th... ZAHID HUSSAIN A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON This kind of violence is contrary to the teachings of the Prophet Muhammad. These cartoons should ne... DAWUD WALID I've seen lights in the sky, I've seen UFOs, I've even seen something on the ground that... URI GELLER STEPHEN CHBOSKY GEORGE CARLIN GEORGE CARLIN MATSHONA DHLIWAYO JOHN DONNE HENRY JAMES What 'Floating Worlds' does draw on is Holland's artistry in bringing the past to life i... PAMELA SARGENT LARRY KING Man, I put myself in a lot of comic strips. Something's wrong with my sense of self. STEPHAN PASTIS GILLIAN FLYNN We may not get to choose how we die, but we can chose how we live. SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Dreams are hopeful because they exist as pure possibility. Unlike memories, which are fossils, long ... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON SUNDAY ADELAJA RAY A. DAVIS EMINEM I started writing when I was 9 years old. I was like this weird kid who would just stay in my room, ... R. L. STINE MATSHONA DHLIWAYO You Have Seen the Cure for Cancer Many Times, Even Right Now! So the Problem is Not Finding a Cure, ... THEHEALTHFOODGURU ALEXANDER MCCALL SMITH MATSHONA DHLIWAYO What does God the Father look like? Although I've never seen Him, I believe - as with the Holy S... BENNY HINN As a human being, you can't not connect to the chaos that exists around the world on a day-to-da... ELIZABETH RODRIGUEZ STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY That one moment when you know you are not a sad story. You are ALIVE. STEPHAN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY There's nothing like the deep breathes after laughing that hard. Nothing in the world like a sore st... STHEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY STEPHEN CHBOSKY His life seemed like a deck of cards, and in the midst of all those two’s and three’s someone ha... TEKOA MANNING FRANCINE RIVERS In Australia, we've always been a country that runs the ball right up the middle on the fifth ta... WAYNE SWAN GARRY SHANDLING SANHITA BARUAH PENN JILLETTE DAVID CARSON CARRE OTIS One thing I've learned, and I don't really blame anybody for this: most people who have a lo... EDDIE TRUNK I've never been to Comic-Con, but I'm certainly aware from this side of the Atlantic that it... ALEX GARLAND It's sometimes hard to wrap your head around a big story, and for most of us drawing editorial c... STEVE BREEN Because you can only die once but you can suffer forever. SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON We've had enough career politicians in Helena who think the people are here to serve them. It... GREG GIANFORTE To have a philosophical view on what time is, we would have to go outside the box and look at the bi... GARY F EVANS... I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES NICK PARK W. SOMERSET MAUGHAM WILLIAM SOMERSET MAUGHAM FRANCINE RIVERS FRANCINE RIVERS I was a total stranger to him, and he let me sit down at his table and we talked for an hour, ... I ... STEPHAN PASTIS DUANE MICHALS ALEK WEK ED ASNER I love cartoons, I love comic books and graphic novels. 'Batman: The Animated Series' was a ... KARI WAHLGREN In truth, I've never been a big superhero fan. I don't mind some of the movies, and a couple... BEN PEEK LUCY LARCOM I've never seen 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre', I've never seen 'Halloween', I... LIN SHAYE I didn't read comic books; that's not something that was really available to me as a child. ... CANDICE PATTON MUHAMMAD ALI SARAH DESSEN MICHAEL BAY ELAYNE BOOSLER CINDY SHEEHAN LYNDA BARRY
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I had been drawing my weekly comic strip, 'Life in Hell,' for about five years when I got a ... 
The deeper sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain. 
When love beckons to you, follow him,
You're full of contradictions, Ms. Wallace." 
Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... 
I've never seen anyone more messed up over success than Richard Pryor. For him, it's a const... 
Well, you can't know it without something having been sneezed. 
So, tomorrow, I'm leaving. And I'm not going to let that happen again with anyone else. I'm going to... 
In comic strips, the person on the right always speaks first. 
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. 
Open your mind. Accept differences. Yearn for peace. Heal the world. 
Love is a growing, or full constant light,
You must save what you can of your life; you musn't lose it all simply because you've lost a part. 
I've never seen anyone say, 'Let's go get this person today; let's really ram it int... 
in these shitty plastic days ... 
Jesus Christ wants to show His love for this world through us, Christians. 
Status quos are made to be broken. 
My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him. 
One who never reads only goes where his feet can take him, but one who does, travels around the worl... 
I've certainly always had a very high regard for Botswana and so I paint a very good picture of ... 
So, I guess we are who we are for alot of reasons. And maybe we'll never know most of them. But even... 
I love my mom so much. I don't care if that's corny to say. I think on my next birthday, I'm going t... 
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... 
I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot o... 
In the midst of the vagaries of life, they provide us a trip to the land of goodness and fairies, of... 
To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll s... 
I think we've seen a lot of examples of giving a name its own definition in the dot-com world. A... 
I think that we can't deny the public's want for balancing out the images that are out there... 
My dream was to draw for 'The Beano.' When I was 10 years old, I started drawing cartoon str... 
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her...but she can never forgive him for the sacrifice... 
A woman can forgive a man for the harm he does her, but she can never forgive him for the sacrifices... 
The only way he could have her was to shatter this stubborn faith of hers. In doing so, would he sha... 
There are those photographers who have made a whole career doing commercial work but have never had ... 
When my friends talk about childhood, I've never heard of any cartoons or TV they remember. The ... 
I've never stopped loving cartoons. I loved cartoons as a kid. I can still look at them and enjo... 
A complete autobiography would indeed be a picture of the outer and inner universe photographed upon... 
I've been everywhere in the world, seen everything, had everything a man can have. 
I've never envied the person who had to put my books together in one script. 
Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in 'Transformers.' I ... 
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot 
Why don't you put this one on the front page? Cindy is proving herself a nut, but you are suddenly s... 
I remember my comic strips being called 'new wave.' It bugged me. 
God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she migh... 
To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy.