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EMILY LOCKHART You hate cake doughnuts."
"Of course," says Mirren. "But we didn't get the cake, we got glazed ...
E.LOCKHART There are parallel universes in which different events have happened to the same people. An alternat...
E. LOCKHEART There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel.
E. LOCKHEART He was contemplation and enthusiasm. Ambition and strong coffee.
E. LOCKHART Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.
Mirren, she is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
Gat, h...
E.LOCKHART Everything doesn't seem like anything when you love someone. Especially when you're young.
E. LOCKHART We were in fourth, so we had nothing to lose. We had no choice other than to really attack.
CHARLIE WHITE I think they're really proud of their effort today. It was really a great second effort coming off o...
HEATHER CUNNINGHAM We have the full United States in which we would feel comfortable looking at opportunities. Before, ...
JEFFREY STOOPS We did it (the side two medley-"Abbey Road") this way because both John and I had a number of songs ...
PAUL MCCARTNEY She is sugar, curiosity, and rain.
E. LOCKHART We held their offense to one touchdown in the first half. Things were looking good. In the second ha...
PAUL KENNY We were making shots in the second and third. We had good looks in the fourth. We just weren't makin...
TOMMY ALDRIDGE I think we are ready. We want to take one game at a time. We are playing a pretty good team. They fi...
LAVERNE KNOX I knew we were more of a second-half team and that we would come out hard and finish the opportuniti...
MATT LOVELAND We did a nice job defensively, but they were getting second, third and fourth chances. We were one a...
JAMIE ULLMAN When you add it all together, regardless of where we finished (in the free program), we were second ...
TANITH BELBIN We had a nice day. It was pretty much a team effort. We were disqualified in the shuttle hurdles rel...
JACK MICHAEL We were sitting watching television, had finished a nice dinner, everything was fine. Other people w...
SHELLEY BERMAN We began intercepting Japanese radio transmissions, which indicated the two forces were very close t...
JACK ADAMS We were feeling each other out early on. We had more post players than they did. They only had two, ...
DARRON ROGERS We're seeing a team in the fourth quarter that doesn't have the confidence to finish up a game. Last...
GEORGE KARL We have, in my opinion, the best quarterback in the country [ Eli Manning ], we have some great rece...
CHUCK DRIESBACH I think we probably finished 2005 in slightly better shape than we were in 2004, but not much.
BILL EISER We were down two (points) late in the game and we were right in it, but we just couldn't get over th...
ED MCCLANAHAN In the second half, we knew they were tired, and we were still fresh because we were subbing two uni...
KAWIKA SHOJI We were looking for Casey for a three in the corner, but that was our second option.
JASON FLOETKE What you're seeing in the fourth quarter is a team that doesn't have confidence to finish up the gam...
GEORGE KARL Never eat anything bigger than your ass.
E. LOCKHART We are Sinclairs. Beautiful. Privileged. Damaged. Liar. We live, least in the summertime, on a priva...
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BETH BURNS We really fought and scraped and finished the first half well, which we hadn't done of late. But the...
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CAROL SCHWARTZ They controlled the boards on us. They would get two or three shots and we were only getting one sho...
JAY RANSOM The most shocking thing about this is the reforms we were looking for were so modest. They were noth...
JOE RIDOUT We were looking for an old square-rigger. There were a couple of other ships around, but nothing of ...
MATT O'CONNOR We were looking for things to do in the downtown area that would be inexpensive but have a substanti...
DAN ABRAMS We were too passive in the opening quarter, but turned things around in the second quarter. Early on...
ANDY GIBBS Although we may not have finished as high as we wanted, we were also going into the tournament with ...
EZRA MORSE We've got a good chance; I'm confident in this team. We played Baylor great when we were (at home). ...
CLAIRE COGGINS We must believe then, that as from hence we see Saturn and Jupiter; if we were in either of the Two,...
CYRANO DE BERGERAC We picked up the pace in the fourth quarter because we had to. We were able to make some plays and m...
MATT BERGER We had to get the ball inside to attack that zone and we didn't get that accomplished. We made some ...
ELI JUAREZ We have the script in hand and it would be great if Sean were on board.
HARRISON FORD We were doing great early on then the wheels came off in the fourth. We started out playing real goo...
CRAIG LAMBERT Our offense was stagnant again in the second half. We didn't have the movement that we talked about,...
TODD MINNEY We were great in the first two periods. We back-checked hard, stayed disciplined in our system and w...
FRANK GENOVESE It was an excellent experience for me. We were sectional champs every year. We took second in the st...
JANIE VANDISH Second quarter was crucial because we were down and we could have quit. (The bench) got us back in t...
DAVE GREENBERG The location managers for Underworld 2 were scouting our tank while we were using it and were schedu...
COLE HAUSER If you would have told me we'd finish fourth... I don't think we would have actually believed it. I ...
IAN KAWAS There were 75 male golfers and we place two in the top 10. We were missing players due to other comm...
DENNIS CHANDLER For a split-second, I thought we had a miracle shot. It felt good for a second. As a coach, you alwa...
BILLY BURNS What fun we had, how beautiful we were.
E. LOCKHART I had two sisters, and we would love to get dressed up and pretend that we were chic, sophisticated ...
SUZANNE FARRELL We were missing two key starters in the second overtime, but I'm proud of the girls.
DEB TAYLOR In the fourth quarter we were zero-for-two from the line and Holbrook was eight-for-eight. We didn't...
CHUCK HARDT The lack of second-chance opportunities hurt us. We were getting one shot and they were getting two....
DALLAS RICHARDSON There are national meets like the Penn Relays in track that have events on Sundays. We have always t...
BILL READER We got off to a rough start. In the first event, the medley relay, we were disqualified, and with th...
GEORGE PHILPOTT There's no question that we were not expected to be there. We weren't picked to be in the top two or...
LARRY CONLEY Nineteen wins, a 9-7 record in a major conference, a fifth-place finish — who knows? I think the t...
RICARDO PATTON So we were just hoping the two would click and they have.
CINNAMON WILLIAMS We finished strong and stuck our landings. That was big. We had a great meet. We wanted to finish li...
ERIN STACK For guidance it's not so bad. They are looking for low double-digit percentage growth in EBITDA. We ...
ANTHONY DICLEMENTE We finished second in the section last year and our only two losses were to Baldwin. I expect the se...
FRANK STAFFEN They scored two goals that were more flukes than they were great plays.
HENRIK TALLINDER In fact, we found that more than two-thirds were highly satisfied with their service.
CONSUMER REPORTS I was just happy with how aggressive we were at the plate in the second game. It seems like we had t...
ERIC MCARTHUR We found the two miners that we were looking for for the past 40-some hours.
Unfortunately, we do...
DOUG CONAWAY We were running 10 minutes behind but other than that, we didn't have any problems.
JENNIFER SHARPE He was in the fourth grade and I was in the second grade. We saw each other everyday and grew up tog...
ELIZABETH WHITE I thought we played better in the second game. We just had a horrible approach in the first game. We...
JEFF STRATTON We were supposed to be last, or second to last. Our guys took that to heart, and knew we were better...
CLAIR COSTELLO Every time we went for it on fourth down, we were in their territory. We didn't think punting to the...
DOUG JOHNSON We were just two completely different teams from the first half to the second half. We were hesitant...
LAURA BRAND We couldn't move the ball in the third quarter. They were just ganging up on us and we couldn't comp...
AL WOLSKI we
sat there
smoking
cigarettes
at
5
in the morning.
CHARLES BUKOWSKI We started out a little rough, but we stepped it up in the fourth quarter. We wanted to win. We want...
BEN ALEXANDER We were marked and had been marked in unforgettable and forever ways. We were all better men for it....
JAY CROWNOVER We wish we would have gotten the three points, but it was slow start from us. I guess there were a l...
FREDDY ADU We were uncomfortable with it from the beginning because we felt like we were, I guess our heart was...
DUSTIN KENSRUE We were 12 of 13 on free throws in the fourth quarter. That was huge.
WAYNE CAFFERTY We will not have any penalties. We knew that we would have three programs that were close and that w...
CARY GROTH We walked out of the gate looking like we were the ones in the mud and they were a lot quicker than ...
MAURICE CHEEKS We have two confirmed deaths. Initially there were reports that four to six people were killed in th...
MANZOOR MUGHAL We are experiencing growing pains in ramping innovation through the manufacturing side of our busine...
GREGG HAMMANN It was great to win a quarter decisively, and that was our goal at halftime. We were in a good posit...
KURT RUTH The two were so intertwined with each other. They were perfect for each other and it was a great mar...
IVAN GOLDE It was a tale of two halves. You look at the shots we took. In the first half we were 13-of-25. In t...
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JEFF LINDSAY She stared at me "You have a message," she said. "On you machine."
I looked over at my answerin...
JEFF LINDSAY I let it ring. I wanted to breathe for a few minutes, and I could think of nothing that couldn't wai...
JEFF LINDSAY Rectory always sounded to me like a place you would find a proctologist.
JEFF LINDSAY After a long moment I closed the freezer door. I wanted to lie down and press my cheek against the c...
JEFF LINDSAY But as I have noticed on more than one occaision, life itself is unfair, and there is no complaint d...
JEFF LINDSAY It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep...
JEFF LINDSAY It’s an odd term, 'girlfriend,' particularly for grown persons. And in practice it provides an eve...
JEFF LINDSAY Still, it's always nice to be around somebody who thinks I am wonderful. It confirms my low opinion ...
JEFF LINDSAY the faster it ran away from me. And I found myself reasoning that perhaps one more beer would unlock...
JEFF LINDSAY …a cheerful black shadow reared up behind him as he spoke, thundering a happy challenge to my Dark...
JEFF LINDSAY When faced with people who have very limited conversational skills and no apparent desire to cultiva...
JEFF LINDSAY What a terrible thing life can be.
JEFF LINDSAY It really is better to be lucky than to be good.
JEFF LINDSAY It's always me, isn't it? I'm not really a very nice person, but for some reason it's always me that...
JEFF LINDSAY What do you want a clock for?” “To find out what time it is,” I said. “I think that’s the ...
JEFF LINDSAY And once again I found myself wondering, as I drifted off to stunned and unbelieving sleep:How do th...
JEFF LINDSAY It's that moon again, slung so fat and low in the tropical night, calling out across a curdled sky a...
JEFF LINDSAY It revealed a cruelty that really made one wonder if the universe was such a good idea after all.
JEFF LINDSAY Of course it was a terrible thing, and the world would be a much better place without someone in it ...
JEFF LINDSAY I was never more alive than when the Dark Passenger was driving.
JEFF LINDSAY It's an odd term, girlfriend, particuarly for grown persons. And in practice an even odder concept. ...
JEFF LINDSAY