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JOE ROGAN At 14 and 15, I used to listen to Tito Puente, Dave Valentine and everything that was happening with...
LA INDIA [? Dave Brubeck and Marian McPartland, two masters of the jazz piano, Friday.] It's always an event,...
DAVE BRUBECK As a matter of fact, we put it down because we wanted to be jazz pickers.
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DAVE WITTY The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl...
ANGIE KARAN an amusing, witty, send-up of fashion
RUBY WAX I grew up around jazz. I love jazz.
BAZ LUHRMANN We started thinking jazz (and) that's when the 20s came up.
CASSANDRA HESSELTINE It had a big effect. We go out and put our pants on the same way as Notre Dame. Coming in we knew wh...
DONTE WHITNER Every habit makes our hand more witty, and out wit more handy.
FRIEDRICH NIETZSCHE Jazz is the last refuge of the untalented. Jazz musicians enjoy themselves more than anyone listenin...
TONY WILSON The Bad Pants Open has become a tradition at Indian Lakes Resort, ... It's the only golf outing in w...
THE WIZARD OF OZ People think of Dockers as pants, khakis or uniforms. We're so much more than that. ... We're defini...
ANDREA CORSO I, of course, wanted to play real jazz. When we played pop tunes, and naturally we had to, I wanted ...
COUNT BASIE This special event at Vibrato brought together many people sharing a common bond - a love of jazz an...
HERB ALPERT When I was about 18, I really started diving into Dave Matthews Band and John Mayer Trio and some of...
LAUREN DAIGLE We set it up like a little jazz club with bistro tables.
GLADYS WYANT I wanted to keep pushing the musical ideas I had about jazz, music from Africa and the Caribbean.
TAJ MAHAL We play what I call 'soul jazz,' ... The core of the repertoire is a funky, bluesy style of be-bop t...
DAVE NELSON Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pa...
JACK HANDY I wanted to run the ball and that is normally what we do in Cromwell. But Dave Foster, my assistant,...
JEFF GRONNER But the smooth-jazz listener is not really serious about music as opposed to the lover of traditiona...
JACK SIMPSON We wanted to spread the ball around more. We have five kids that can step up on any given night.
DARRIS OLSON I wanted to see if the American man in plain brown pants and a bare torso could speak profound thing...
TED SHAWN I always believe in pants. You can play with your legs, your attitude, with pants. It's much mor...
SONIA RYKIEL Jazz needs the help. It's the more sophisticated music. All the other music is on the TV, but jazz i...
BILLY HIGGINS I used to be a jazz snob, believe it or not. I sort of turned my nose up at anything more commercial...
NORAH JONES Jazz music and, more specifically, jazz musicians, are my artistic heroes. I want to be the Thelonio...
TREVOR ST. JOHN When we reached the lobby outside the office, moving like a pair of power walkers--no running in the...
SUSAN JUBY We just wanted to tighten them up. They looked too comfortable in the first half. We just wanted to ...
KOBE BRYANT I wanted to make a jazz record. I didn't want it to be a standards record.
RITA COOLIDGE Most of what I listen to now is mainstream jazz from 1935 right up to and including early bebop and ...
DAVE VAN RONK Merlin's pants!" shrieked Hermione, jumping up and running from the room.
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J.K. ROWLING It's hard to find someone with a more extensive resume than Dave Dorman in telecom,
BLAIR LEVIN We just wanted to make sure that we tried to we limit her touches. We shaded her in our zone. We wan...
KRISTY CURRY Jazz is not just music, it's a way of life, it's a way of being, a way of thinking. . . . the new in...
NINA SIMONE Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one guy on the subway today, he want...
DAVID LETTERMAN What about that Dave Brubeck live album, with a version of 'Like Someone in Love' on it, and...
WALTER BECKER I didn't really grow up on hip-hop. Ella Fitzgerald and the old school jazz divas are more my co...
GUGU MBATHA-RAW My dad believed in scaring us as we were growing up. Scaring the boys who wanted to date us more.
KARIN SLAUGHTER I remember in the late '60s and early '70s [we] couldn't wear pants to school. In the '60s, the mini...
JANETTE LOW We came out very flat. And we became a much more aggressive team when we started playing the press. ...
EVAN MASSEY Trucks make up more than 60 percent of our sales. We wanted to continue our high summer numbers.
BRENDA RIOS We just really wanted to open it up more. When you do that, you leave yourself exposed defensively.
MARC HABSCHEID We are very pleased to have Dave and Tom on board.
MIKE RILEY Jazz needs the help. It's the more sophisticated music. All the other music is on the TV, but ja...
BILLY HIGGINS We had not had time to establish ourselves as a double act before Ernie joined the Merchant Navy. I ...
ERIC MORECAMBE I like to go hear jazz late-night up in Harlem.
DANIEL BOULUD The Dave Clark Five had more appearances on 'The Ed Sullivan Show' than The Beatles.
PAUL SHAFFER He had to roll up his pants and wade through flood waters to get to the taxi,
CHERYL SMITH A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power.
GEORGE MEREDITH A witty woman is a treasure; a witty beauty is a power
GEORGE MEREDITH It took a lot for Dave to say what he did. It took more for Joe to quit.
DARRELL HARVEY I didn't plan on rock-n-roll. I wanted to learn jazz; I got to know some people doing rock-n-rol...
ROBBY KRIEGER It takes more than one kick in the pants to reverse a lifetime of unplanned apathy.
PAUL NEILAN I'm not really a jazz fan. I just wanted to get out of the house, maybe visit the shops and get some...
DIANA RIGGINS Pride only helps us to be generous; it never makes us so, any more than vanity makes us witty.
GEORGE ELIOT I think it's a wise pick. Dave is a Pitt guy. Dave has a commitment to this university. The exciteme...
MIKE DITKA Jazz is smooth and cool. Jazz is rage. Jazz flows like water. Jazz never seems to begin or end. Jazz...
NAT WOLFF We've been playing horrible defense lately, giving up more than 80 points the last few games. We wan...
JASON BUMBLIS Tonight it was who wanted it more. Who ever was going to step up and whoever wanted it the most.
JOE TURNER We wanted to do more.
MARK AITKEN When I took over two years ago, my feeling was that we needed to make basketball more enjoyable for ...
BRUCE HARTLEY Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an...
LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD Judges ought to be more learned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than conf...
FRANCIS BACON Judges ought to be more learned than witty, more reverend than
plausible, and more advised than con...
FRANCIS BACON Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confi...
FRANCIS BACON Judges ought to be more leaned than witty, more reverent than plausible, and more advised than confi...
FRANCIS BACON SR. Dave really is sorry, deeply sorry for the things he's done. Dave is willing to do the penance he ha...
MIKE DEVINE Weirdly enough, the more we give away, the richer we become.
CRAIG GROESCHEL You're just as witty as you feel, just as witty as you feel inside.
RAIN BOJANGLES PU'RIST: one superstitiously nice in the use of words.
SAMUEL JOHNSON If it has more than three chords, it's jazz.
LOU REED This season we wanted to sort of lighten it up and make it a little bit more transparent ... a littl...
GREG MYLER Dave Bowman: Hello, HAL. Do you read me, HAL?
HAL: Affirmative, Dave. I read you.
Dave B...
ARTHUR C. CLARKE If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th...
GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y...
GARY F EVANS... That's what we wanted to do. We passed a little more last week. We wanted to establish the run this ...
BRIAN LANE We wanted to practice certain plays we wanted to run when we were up a man. We just wanted to get a ...
HEATHER STUART Conquered people tend to be witty.
SAUL BELLOW Jazz was more of a tool for me to use to enhance my musicality.
JOHN OTTO We couldn't find anyone, and the team knows Dave from the times he's skated with us. You hope in thi...
CHRIS CICHOCKI I had Bill and Dave walk up the driveway and go into the old garage, and they started reminiscing,
DAVID KIRBY I look up to Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn and old styles. You will never see me in a crop top a...
ELLA HENDERSON Jazz is capable of doing much more than depicting the dope fiend and the drunk and the slinky gal. I...
HENRY MANCINI Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants.
GERALDO RIVERA Jazz, of course, is our heritage. Jazz is a culture, it's not a fad. It's up to us to see to...
MARLA GIBBS My belt holds my pants up, but the belt loops hold my belt up. So which ones the real hero?
MITCH HEDBERG Dear Aunt Loretta,
Thank you so much for the awesome pants!
How did you know I wanted tha...
JEFF KINNEY Nothing is more witty and grotesque than ancient mythology and Christianity; that is because they ar...
KARL WILHELM FRIEDRICH SCHLEGEL Basically, we wanted someone more professional, so we need to pay them more.
JACKIE SOBAS I've always wanted to record a jazz record. I did one in the '70s with Barbara Carroll. It...
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DAVE GROHL Your personal history is a part of what happens with your hands and your head as you play music.
DAVE GROHL When there's so much left to do, why spend your time focusing on things you've already done,...
DAVE GROHL There's always gonna be rock n' roll bands, there's always gonna be kids that love rock ...
DAVE GROHL If there's one thing I'm good at, it's gathering people together to do something fun.
DAVE GROHL Guilt is cancer. Guilt will confine you, torture you, destroy you as an artist. It's a black wal...
DAVE GROHL My children were taught at an early age how money works and that it comes from hard work. They'v...
DAVE RAMSEY You can only be young once. But you can always be immature.
DAVE BARRY Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly but steadily being consumed by...
DAVE BARRY I care about what the fans feel.
DAVE MUSTAINE One of my first records that I heard was 'Wish You Were Here' by Pink Floyd.
DAVE MUSTAINE I am interested in politics.
DAVE MUSTAINE I didn't like the way I was let go from Metallica.
DAVE MUSTAINE Penelope Spheeris is a wonderful lady.
DAVE MUSTAINE My mom and dad got divorced when I was very young, and growing up in a family where the head of the ...
DAVE MUSTAINE I've never believed in singing about Satan and thinking he's cool, because he's not.
DAVE MUSTAINE Well, the stuff that I liked growing up was AC/DC, Led Zeppelin, but I also liked the Beatles and gu...
DAVE MUSTAINE