Charlie Kaufman
Related Often we don't even know what we think ourselves about people in our lives. CHELSEA CAIN If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD We all tell our own stories the way we live our lives. My story is: Life is too short to not believe... KEVIN MCCOLLUM . . .because we had survivedLISEL MUELLER REBECCA HALL The words you can’t find, you borrow.GABRIELLE ZEVIN STELLA YOUNG Bernard and I intend doing a lot with our lives and that includes actively helping other people. But... SHELLEY DUVALL CHRIS CRUTCHER CINDY SHERMAN CHARLES BUKOWSKI When you tell me your story or about yourself I understand who you are and are able to share who I a... BRENT M. JONES We don't want to be treated any differently, and we want to continue with our lives and our care... VANESSA KERRY We are all joined in a circle of stories. LINDA JOY MYERS DEBORAH TANNEN CRAIG GROESCHEL CRAIG GROESCHEL People are generally forced to change. We don't want to change, and then something absolutely fo... IRA GLASS We are born in the world because we have to learn something through whatever we're born into. Al... BETTY PARSONS CRAIG GROESCHEL MARISSA MEYER The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl... ANGIE KARAN I think because people can't understand our style, they think it's a joke. Our music isn'... WATKIN TUDOR JONES We tell stories to talk out the trouble in our lives, trouble otherwise so often so unspeakable. It ... WILLIAM KITTREDGE When We have Patience in our minds and Love in our hearts, Nothing appears to be impossible or unrea... PHILIP T.M JON KATZ A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON CRAIG GROESCHEL LZ GRANDERSON THERESA MAY SUNDAY ADELAJA CRAIG GROESCHEL I think women are taught to ask permission about everything. We don't realize that we are entitl... DORIS ROBERTS If we can't have exchanges with our friends and family, with loved ones that won't at some p... TIMOTHY D. SNYDER TOM FORD I think we do have our true, original stories that work. I can tell you that 'The King's Spe... HARVEY WEINSTEIN We don't want to push our ideas on to customers, we simply want to make what they want. LAURA ASHLEY ALBERT FINNEY We don't want the government to have anything we don't have, because government isn't &#... CAROLYN CHUTE The tabloids create their own stories about people's lives that don't exist. ELIZABETH OLSEN SAM HARRIS SHILPA SHETTY DEYTH BANGER We only care about our faults when we realize them. DANIEL MELGAçO ABHISHEK KUMAR CHRISTIAN BALE We can't compare stories. We can only know in our hearts that we are the same. That may be the b... BETTY BUCKLEY DAVID PETRAEUS We each can accomplish so much in this world. There is no room for boredom ROXE STEVE JOBS Violence may be a good focus to organize around, but we have to look at women's lives in our ent... PATRICIA IRELAND JOSEPH EPSTEIN DAVID SUZUKI We can all afford to do a little soul-searching about the choices we make and the way we live our li... DANIELLE DE NIESE We don't market products narrowly. We market big stories about the industry, things that matter ... TIM O'REILLY CRAIG GROESCHEL It's like we want the audience to travel with us as we tell our stories. I think of it as a musical;... JUANITA CRIDER KILROY J. OLDSTER NIKOLAJ COSTER-WALDAU In America, we have so many movies and so much media about the Islamic world, the sub-continental wo... MIRA NAIR YAMAMOTO TSUNETOMO If the right people do the right things, we can walk, we can have a future. But if people don't ... TIM HARDAWAY I'm already gone. I died that night on the side of that road with my sister. TRISHA LEAVER Perfection isn't everything," she said as she turned and walked away. "I think the flaws are what ma... TRISHA LEAVER With her I'd buried myself, every memory of who I was now, six feet under with the sister I'd put th... TRISHA LEAVER We may not get to choose how we die, but we can chose how we live. SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON Dreams are hopeful because they exist as pure possibility. Unlike memories, which are fossils, long ... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON NICK HORNBY JOSE MOURINHO I am aware that everyone that exists has a story, and we all exist because that story is important f... ARZELL LAUREN OLIVER To say to that you will never forget ,is always a sincere and an honest way to express ones self to ... GARY F EVANS... In every passing moment that is not appreciated time cannot give it back to you. So in moments of id... GARY F EVANS... When we die our deeds shall be left for humanity to judge & our flesh shall become dust for humanity... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Dae FATE NAYAE Nanagha Vandhuttoom Da, Sandy , Na Nata, London Lass,Russian Grapes, Ellorum Ippa Van... SATHESH KUMAR M The island is ours. Here, in some way, we are young forever. E.LOCKHART اگر میخواهید جایی زندگی کنید که مردمش از موش ها نمیترسن... EMILY LOCKHART You hate cake doughnuts."E.LOCKHART There are parallel universes in which different events have happened to the same people. An alternat... E. LOCKHEART There is not even a scrabble word for how bad I feel. E. LOCKHEART E. LOCKHART Johnny, he is bounce, effort, and snark.E.LOCKHART E. LOCKHART The diversity of America is a strength of the country, and I don't think that we use that. We do... STEVE STOUTE JAMES MCAVOY BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG STEVEN SPIELBERG I like where we're going with technology and global integration, but the fact that corporations ... NEILL BLOMKAMP SAMUEL ADAMS We don't believe other people's experiences can tell us all that much about our own. I think... DANIEL GILBERT LAUREN MYRACLE MARK ZUCKERBERG Crime shapes how we think about the world; it shapes social decisions that we make; it shapes our ba... BILL JAMES We cannot gamble with American lives. I will not gamble with American lives. JOHN F. KELLY CLIVE BARKER We carry our wounds and perhaps even worse, our capacity to wound, forward with us. If we learn not ... PATRICIA HAMPL STEPHEN CHBOSKY It was a mistake. On the information we had, we shouldn't have prosecuted the war. We shouldn... ED BALLS
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