We think every home needs at least one, or maybe two or three, decorative rooms.

We both do all the work, but we each have the places where we shine.

We tailor finishes to people's personalities.

We want people to know that we do more than stripes and polka dots.

Every expedition that goes into a place that hasn't been examined before finds new species.

I didn’t ask for your help,” I muttered, too exhausted to properly argue. “So fuck you.”
An alarm bell went off in my head and I bit back a sigh. I swore I sensed the mischievous grin that inevitably crossed his lips.
“I already did you.”
It was going to be a long drive.