We support Al as he dedicates himself to academics. Although he will be a big loss on the court, his ability to manage the academic curriculum at Siena is of utmost importance. With the right attitude and commitment, Al could rejoin us following the first semester. We will do everything we can as a staff to support him and provide the necessary resources he needs to succeed in the classroom.
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Related I like to open for a band as it brings on sort of a challenge and it makes things more interesting. ... KELLY JONES If you love someone you must set them free like the wind and give them the respect they deserve.If y... GARY F EVANS... The first and foremost human right or fundamental right is the right to exist. APURVA GAGLANI Friendship is a double-edged sword one side it can be great and true but the other side it spells be... GARY F EVANS... Each of us views life through a different lens. What we think is colored by the baggage we carry, an... LAURIE BUCHANAN, PHD He's for you and wants to help you be the person He created you to be. CRAIG GROESCHEL Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo... GERMANY KENT Congratulations, to the people which made gotham series, still need some more and extra work! DEYTH BANGER To have the cognitive abilities to do research and development is vital to a forever expanding world... GARY F EVANS... If we ever put research into what the subconscious is we could probably come to the conclusion that ... GARY F EVANS... i know im not the girl you wanted. not the one you want to hear from. but what you see is what you g... SIMI GREWAL Al is one of the top goaltending prospects in hockey and we are extremely pleased to have signed him... GLEN SATHER Don't you ever get the feeling that all your life is going by and you're not taking advantage of it?... ERNEST HEMINGWAY If we all look at life we think how nice, then we look at death and everybody goes oh you can say th... GARY F EVANS... Be kind. We never know what people are going through. Give grace and mercy because one day your circ... GERMANY KENT Some people never take a chance and never know what it's like to live life to the full. CHLOE THURLOW The unfortunate thing is that, sometimes, we slip, but, fortunately, consciously or unconsciously, w... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH How should I know?" said Alice, surprised at her own courage. "It's no business of mine." The Q... LEWIS CARROLL Everyone always says how I'm so smart, but they don't know what it's like being me. always feeling l... SUSANE COLASANTI The warm sound of her laughter stole through Khalid's skin, heating the coldest reaches of his soul. RENEE AHDIEH The saying sell all your belongings & give to the poor simply means "Redirect your mind to the verit... DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) Life can only be understood looking backward. It must be lived forward. ERIC ROTH You're afraid of getting hurt like I'm afraid to die. It doesn't mean I'm not going to live every da... VI KEELAND Wesley Rush doesn't chase girls, but I'm chasing you. KODY KEPLINGER I turn and kick with the first one and feel myself being lifted and thrown towards the beach. It's l... MARK SMITH What the strag will think is that any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough ... DOUGLAS ADAMS One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit o... DOUGLAS ADAMS He had infections in both of his big toes and he told our training staff to do what they had to do t... DON MATTHEWS A one-year ban on any bowler is a big setback and he would be disappointed. But he has been a vital ... ABBAS ZAIDI Mike knows what his role will be this season. We need him to push into the attack and support the fo... PETER SIMONINI We kind of are disappointed that he didn't play. I think with what we could teach him in the post, I... LEON JOHNSON The scientific method gives us
information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE And as you come to know Him, you're becoming like Him. The more you are like Him, the more different... CRAIG GROESCHEL If God give you strength and courage, don't use it to intimidate people or overpower them, rather us... ANTHONY LICCIONE I don't spend a lot of time asking "WHY?" Instead I focus on what I should do now or how I should re... JEFF DIXON-THE KEY TO THE KINGDOM All of us who are convinced that our military needs all the support the government and public will p... ALEX MORRISON Orion is above the horizon now, and near it Jupiter, brighter than it will ever be ... But i expect ... THOMAS HARRIS 35. God is entitled to a portion of our income—not because He needs it but because we need to give... JAMES C. DOBSON Anything that is exclusive will be accused of elitism; living one’s dreams will be called pretenti... FENNEL HUDSON The support staff is observing him in the nets. He will be observed tomorrow again and a decision wi... G.S. WALIA I have the right to remain violente. Everything I say can and will be used against you. EMINEM The earth is an arena of champions. We are all champions. We all did overcome millions of potential ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH until we do what has not yet been done, what has not been done shall remain undone ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I have a dream, I have a vision, I have a mission, I have to do something, I will do this at this ti... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Creativity is not just thinking outside the box but living outside it. VICTOR SHAMAS The future belongs to all who, refusing to look back at the past move ahead with the clock as it tic... ODO SIMON AGBO The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis. CRAIG GROESCHEL Everyone is the Umbrella Man and he is everyone. Every cough, sneeze, smile and wave means both ever... CRAIG CLEVENGER The universe is so vast, so immense, we can never expect to explore it all. It is in effect, not so ... CHRISTINA ENGELA Judge not lest ye be judged. THE GOSPEL ACCORDING TO MATTHEW Now is everything Now is the essence Now is the focus Focus on the now For that ... KAREN HACKEL Clearly, unless the Lord chooses to explain Himself to us, which He does not often do, His motivatio... JAMES C. DOBSON What if you are wrong? What if the gods sent you, and indeed the rest of us, not because we were nev... MARIE LU The more we give, the more we reap the benefits of feeling good in helping others. We are all capabl... ANGIE KARAN If we're honest with ourselves, most of us know the one thing we lack. CRAIG GROESCHEL Wake up to a brand new day and realize why you woke up to meet the day! Live to the end of another d... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH The love you get, is equal to the love you give. BEN OAK May I never neither turn left nor turn right in my journey of life, but may I go straight to Christ ... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH - Mrzim sve što je odricanje! - Ni ja, Ivane, ne pristajem da se odričem. Ja hoću ceo, sav, ... DOBRICA ĆOSIć In the beginning the Universe was created. This had made many people very angry and has been wi... DOUGLAS ADAMS There was a terribly ghastly silence. There was a terribly ghastly noise. There was a terr... DOUGLAS ADAMS To make one mistake, and then fix it. It shows, a sign that you have understood the lesson. DEYTH BANGER She was restless. She drove a little too fast, swam a little too far offshore. She hitchhiked. She s... ELIZABETH WINDER Boring people live boring lives. HABEEB AKANDE Can I buy you a drink when you get off?" "I don't drink. Alcohol is bad for my legs." ERIC JEROME DICKEY He'd never forget what Naasir had said to him when Dmitri yelled that he didn't intend to bury anoth... NALINI SINGH Seeking survival, hostile, hidden from sight, Deliciously flavoured - juicy, sweet bite, E... CLAUDIA BAKKER He muttered something foul and then climbed the stairs, rapping twice on Timmie’s door. “Ri... JEANIENE FROST One must simply take the days of their lives as they happen. If you spend time worrying over what is... R.J. GONZALES I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m... AMBER SMITH Wake every morning with the same feeling. Live up high and fly on top of the ceiling. I just know th... ANA CLAUDIA ANTUNES To be or not to be that is the question. WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE Don't let fear cripple you and keep you from trying new things, changing things, exploring and livin... AKIROQ BROST A couple of customers interrupted [...] who wanted to know if we had some YA book about ants and ali... SHAUN DAVID HUTCHINSON They say they can't do this, Al Gore says we can do this. He will do right on behalf of the American... CHRIS LEHANE A new day is here! yesterday is gone! tomorrow is preparing to come! but why is today here? ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I really believe that everyone has a talent, ability, or skill that he can mine to support himself a... DEAN KOONTZ No leader, however strong, can succeed at anything of national importance or significance unless he ... RODRIGO DUTERTE The first responsibility of the Muslim is as teacher. That is his job, to teach. His first school, h... H. RAP BROWN He's doing everything he needs to do and he's just fulfilling his end. It's just a wait-and-see atti... AL SKINNER Empathy is the new measurement of everything. It doesn't matter what religion you have, what God you... C. JOYBELL C. The rule is specifically made for guys like him. [It's for] guys who aren't really considered in tha... STAN HEATH We will have the ability to provide the right capacity at the right time based on our customers' nee... HANS DEPPE Preparation is good for success and it is a noble thing to prepare excellently for success, but in r... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Clay in the hands of a good potter suffers so many good turns, but in the end, we see its real and t... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH Then you've made the only choice. But there's a penalty attached, as there is to most things you wan... MARGARET MITCHELL John has distinguished himself with his sound judgment and great leadership skills. He will be a key... GARTH ANCIER In the journey of life, certain paths may seem to be leading nowhere because of a mountain or hill o... ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH He did everything he could and did it with the utmost professionalism and commitment. LUIS FIGO Feast of Catherine of Siena, Mystic, Teacher, 1380 He has loved us without being loved... We are b... CATHERINE OF SIENA The War Resisters Support Campaign is deeply concerned about what has happened to Allen Abney. Many ... LEE ZASLOFSKY Another year is ending, but something is pending ERNEST AGYEMANG YEBOAH I am often asked how it is that I am able to value people to such a deep degree. Apparently, I exhib... C. JOYBELL C. we sat there smoking cigarettes at 5 in the morning. CHARLES BUKOWSKI Smiling at death seems like a pretty bold act. And so I smile like a damned fool. EMM COLE We need to embrace every day and enjoy it as much as we can. KAREN TODD SCARPULLA We told him that people in his city supported the idea of stopping the torture, but he told us he di... CASEY DAVIS Jonathan is a very bright kid, and he is very conscious about his academics as well as his relations... BOB CIMMINO Every time he touched the ball they made the same noises. Now we all have to be on his side and supp... VICTOR VALDES We were planning to do it, and he said that was a good idea, and I think we will move forward to coo... AHMAD CHALABI
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