We still have fatalities, but we now have a cure rate of up to 95 per cent.

The surest cure for vanity is loneliness.

You've taken the Seneca Valley taxpayers for roughly $320,000.

The best cure for drunkenness is whilst sober, to observe a drunken person

This isn't a cure, but it's a great first step.

Just as soon as they find the cure for AIDS, we're heading out to Baskin Robbins and ordering one of those monster sundaes where everybody just digs right in.