We start out weeping in lawn chairs; by the end we are actually wearing the landscape, joyfully at one with it.

By all means. If they want to come with their lawn chairs, they are certainly welcome to that.

We pull up in our trucks, set up lawn chairs and pull out the binoculars, ... If we observe anything, we report it to the Border Patrol and local law enforcement. No contact, no taking the law into our own hands.

The rule on tailgating here: There are no rules, so plop your canopy down, set up your lawn chairs, fire up the grill and party,

I would choose a condo again because I don't have to be the one who mows the lawn or has to get the roof fixed,

I must start wearing a watch. I never have you know.